Woo-hoo!! The glorious Nameberry jet (the bus is on vacation) is flying the friendly skies into town to ring in the Birthday of our very own [name]Erasmus[/name] ([name]Kristine[/name])! [name]Happy[/name] Birthday, [name]Erasmus[/name]! In honor of [name]Erasmus[/name], cake (vanilla, decorated with a Saved By the [name]Bell[/name] theme) and ice cream (chocolate and rocky road) will be served on the veranda for the next 24 hours. Please join us for an egg toss on the front lawn at 3pm sharp. The winning team will take home gloriously bedazzled egg timers, so don’t forget to sign up!
[name]Erasmus[/name], for your Birthday, I’m giving you: an Easy Bake Oven, a pair of pink leg warmers, 12 gummy bears (4 yellow, 2 orange, 3 lime, and three cherry), the special edition of Clue, a monogrammed melon baller, a potato chip shaped like [name]Larry[/name] [name]King[/name], season one of Punky [name]Brewster[/name] on DVD, a dash of paprika, a Scooby Doo sheet set, the [name]Polly[/name] Pocket play set of your choice (choose wisely, as this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity), a fuzzy teddy bear sticker with a shiny red heart, 3 marbles (one blue, one orange, and one yellow), a pair of green gingham stilts, a pet hamster named [name]Steven[/name], an [name]Oprah[/name] Winfrey bookmark, a ball of totally awesome twine, lunch with [name]Lenny[/name] or Squiggy from [name]Laverne[/name] and [name]Shirley[/name], a bowl of chicken and rice soup, a piece of green felt, a Mr. Potato Head, and last but not least, a lifetime supply of Nutella, the food of champions.
It’s time for your Birthday song!
[name]Happy[/name] Birthday to you, [name]Happy[/name] Birthday to you…[name]Happy[/name] Birthday, dear [name]Erasmus[/name], [name]Happy[/name] Birthday to you! And MANY more!!!
Now, make a wish and blow out your candle:
i <—[name]Kristine[/name]'s candle
I hope you have a fantastic Birthday, and and equally fantastic year! 
