How Would You Rank These Vintage "Old Lady" Names?

See the results of this poll: Which Name Is Your LEAST Favorite?

Respondents: 186 (This poll is closed)

  • Agnes: 14 (8%)
  • Bertha: 75 (40%)
  • Gertrude: 29 (16%)
  • Hilda: 12 (6%)
  • Irene: 11 (6%)
  • Martha: 4 (2%)
  • Matilda: 8 (4%)
  • Maude: 10 (5%)
  • Norma: 15 (8%)
  • Thelma: 8 (4%)

Best to Worst

  1. [name]Matilda[/name] - I love love love this name. It’s so sweet.

  2. [name]Maude[/name] - this has been a long time favorite. The only strike against it is lack of nickname.

  3. [name]Gertrude[/name] - I’m so surprised that I’m starting to like this name a lot. It makes me think of ET. [name]Gertie[/name] or [name]Trudy[/name] are cute nicknames.

  4. [name]Agnes[/name] - I like this one, but I don’t love it. Prefer [name]Agatha[/name].

  5. [name]Martha[/name] - I don’t mind this name at all. But it’s not my favorite.

  6. [name]Norma[/name] - love [name]Nora[/name], can’t bring myself to like [name]Norma[/name].

  7. [name]Thelma[/name] - another one I just don’t love the sound of.

  8. [name]Hilda[/name] - I don’t know why but I just don’t like this name.

  9. [name]Irene[/name] - it just sounds harsh to my ear.

  10. [name]Bertha[/name] - this was my great-grandma’s name but it just makes me cringe.

This is how I would rate them:

1.[name]Matilda[/name]
2.[name]Hilda[/name]
3.[name]Irene[/name]
4.[name]Maude[/name]
5.[name]Martha[/name]
6.[name]Thelma[/name]
7.[name]Norma[/name]
8.[name]Bertha[/name]
9.[name]Gertrude[/name]
10.[name]Agnes[/name]

I actually really like [name]Agnes[/name], [name]Martha[/name], [name]Maude[/name], and [name]Matilda[/name] (which I don’t really see as ‘old lady’ now).

  1. [name]Matilda[/name]
  2. [name]Agnes[/name]
  3. [name]Maude[/name]
  4. [name]Martha[/name]
  5. [name]Irene[/name]
  6. [name]Hilda[/name]
  7. [name]Gertrude[/name]
  8. [name]Thelma[/name]
  9. [name]Norma[/name]
  10. [name]Bertha[/name]

Best to Worst

1.[name]Matilda[/name]
2.[name]Martha[/name]
3. [name]Irene[/name]
4. [name]Agnes[/name]
5. [name]Hilda[/name]
6. [name]Norma[/name]
7. [name]Thelma[/name]
8. [name]Maude[/name]
9. [name]Gertrude[/name]
10. [name]Bertha[/name]

  1. [name]Irene[/name]
    2.[name]Matilda[/name]
    3.[name]Martha[/name]
    4.[name]Hilda[/name]
    5.[name]Agnes[/name]
    6.[name]Thelma[/name]
    7.[name]Norma[/name]
    8.[name]Bertha[/name]
    9.[name]Gertrude[/name]
    10.[name]Maude[/name]

FYI [name]Maude[/name] is a nn for [name]Matilda[/name].

[name]Matilda[/name]
[name]Norma[/name]
[name]Hilda[/name]
[name]Agnes[/name] - I think the historical pronunciation was [name]Annis[/name], which I could see as popular nowdays.
[name]Irene[/name]
[name]Martha[/name]
[name]Thelma[/name]
[name]Gertrude[/name]
[name]Maude[/name]
[name]Bertha[/name]

Thank you, ladies, for your responses. I was really curious about rankings on these names. Anyone else have opinions to share?

I actually don’t like any of them. They all seem a little bit (but not terribly) old-ladyish to me, which in some cases I can deal with. The reason I don’t like them is that, with the exception of [name]Irene[/name] and [name]Maude[/name], they’re all very clunky and I prefer graceful names. They’re all very consonant-heavy, and I think that makes them sound awkward. In my mind, names like [name]Norma[/name] are combat boots clunking up stairs whereas more vowel-y names, even “old lady” ones like [name]Eleanor[/name], are more like ballet shoes dancing around.

[name]Matilda[/name] gets a lot of love on nameberry but I don’t really like it because of the clunky thing. It also sounds kind of pretentious to me, like “Oh look, I’m so unique, my daughter’s name is [name]Matilda[/name].” I know people do genuinely like it, but that’s just how it seems to me, possibly because the only mother of a [name]Matilda[/name] I actually know was VERY much like that.

  1. [name]Gertrude[/name]
  2. [name]Thelma[/name]
  3. [name]Martha[/name]
  4. [name]Maude[/name]
  5. [name]Norma[/name]
  6. [name]Irene[/name]
  7. [name]Matilda[/name]
  8. [name]Hilda[/name]
  9. [name]Agnes[/name]
  10. [name]Bertha[/name]

From best to worst, but I really only like the name [name]Matilda[/name].

[name]Matilda[/name]
[name]Agnes[/name]
[name]Gertrude[/name]
[name]Maude[/name]
[name]Martha[/name]
[name]Irene[/name]
[name]Thelma[/name]
[name]Hilda[/name]
[name]Norma[/name]
[name]Bertha[/name]

This is how I’d rank, best to worst, the only one I like being [name]Matilda[/name].

  1. [name]Matilda[/name]
  2. [name]Agnes[/name]
  3. [name]Maude[/name]
  4. [name]Martha[/name]
  5. [name]Irene[/name]
  6. [name]Norma[/name]
  7. [name]Thelma[/name]
  8. [name]Hilda[/name]
  9. [name]Gertrude[/name]
  10. [name]Bertha[/name]

best to worst

  1. [name]Matilda[/name]
  2. [name]Martha[/name] (I like [name]Marta[/name] better though)
  3. [name]Gertrude[/name]
  4. [name]Agnes[/name]
  5. [name]Hilda[/name]
  6. [name]Irene[/name]
  7. [name]Maude[/name]
  8. [name]Norma[/name]
  9. [name]Thelma[/name]
  10. [name]Bertha[/name]

Best to Worst

  1. [name]Matilda[/name] (love the book & the movie)
  2. [name]Irene[/name]
  3. [name]Agnes[/name]
  4. [name]Martha[/name]
  5. [name]Hilda[/name]
  6. [name]Norma[/name]
  7. [name]Maude[/name]
  8. [name]Thelma[/name]
  9. [name]Gertrude[/name]
  10. [name]Bertha[/name] (I know one in her 30’s and she goes by Pookie)
  1. [name]Matilda[/name]
  2. [name]Martha[/name]
  3. [name]Hilda[/name]
  4. [name]Maude[/name]
  5. [name]Irene[/name]
  6. [name]Agnes[/name]
  7. [name]Norma[/name]
  8. [name]Gertrude[/name]
  9. [name]Bertha[/name]
  10. [name]Thelma[/name]

I don’t think I can ‘rank’ them, but I really like: [name]Gertrude[/name], [name]Irene[/name], [name]Martha[/name] and [name]Matilda[/name]

I do not care for [name]Norma[/name] or [name]Thelma[/name] at all (actually, I can’t think of a name ending in -ma that I do particularly like)

I’m on the fence about [name]Agnes[/name], [name]Hilda[/name] and [name]Maude[/name].

I actually kind of like [name]Bertha[/name], but I wouldn’t burden a child with it.

I actually like these first three:

  1. [name]Matilda[/name]
  2. [name]Martha[/name]
  3. [name]Irene[/name]

The rest are just ordered in which I hate least:
4. [name]Maude[/name]
5. [name]Hilda[/name]
6. [name]Norma[/name]
7. [name]Agnes[/name]
8. [name]Thelma[/name]
9. [name]Bertha[/name]
10.[name]Gertrude[/name]

Ones I actually like:

  1. [name]Martha[/name]- I really love this name!
  2. [name]Matilda[/name]
  3. [name]Gertrude[/name]-[name]Trudy[/name] is so adorable!
  4. [name]Hilda[/name]

The rest:
5. [name]Maude[/name]- Only because of [name]Harold[/name] & [name]Maude[/name]
6. [name]Thelma[/name]- It’s like a worse [name]Thalia[/name] imo.
7. [name]Irene[/name]
8. [name]Agnes[/name]- [name]Aggie[/name]? Yuck!
9. [name]Norma[/name]
10. [name]Bertha[/name]- ick.

Heres how I would rate them …

1.[name]Matilda[/name] - This name is sweet and spunky, but it still sounds a bit frumpy for me.

2.[name]Irene[/name] - This is a family name, so I am a little biased, but I’m definitely not in love with it.

  1. [name]Maude[/name] - Although it reminds me of mud and awful seventies wallpaper (I don’t know how!), it isn’t utterly terrible.

4.[name]Martha[/name] - This name reminds me of the less than pleasant [name]Martha[/name] [name]Stewart[/name], but I’d take it over [name]Bertha[/name] any day!

5.[name]Thelma[/name] - As awful as it sounds, I find [name]Thelma[/name] sort of sweet. That being said, it sounds like [name]Selma[/name] with a lithp, and all I can picture is an old granny knitting mustard coloured sweaters.

6.[name]Hilda[/name] - I really, really don’t like this name. All I can think of is an [name]Opera[/name] singing Viking. Although, I did know a teenager with this name.

7.[name]Norma[/name] - This name sounds like enormous. Enough said.

8.[name]Bertha[/name] - Large, obese woman milking a cow.

9.[name]Agnes[/name] - It’s just… bad. Very, very bad.

  1. [name]GERTRUDE[/name] - I have a strong, strong hatred for this name (I’m sorry if you’re named [name]Gertrude[/name] :P). Its really the [name]Trude[/name] part that gets me. Its like girdle mixed with rude… Egh!