I have a ugly last name! HELP!

Okay, here it goes!..

Our last name is Seaman. Ugly, right? I love everything about my husband, except his last name. Lol! Oh, well. It is what is! But does anyone have any first names that would actually sound decent with Seaman? I do like unusual and uncommon names. And let me know what you think of some of my favorite names, listed below. :slight_smile: Thanks, Berries!

Girl Names -

[name]Penelope[/name]
[name]Daphne[/name]
Talulah
[name]Priscilla[/name]
[name]Fiona[/name]
[name]Sawyer[/name]
[name]Matilda[/name]
[name]Wren[/name]
[name]Winslet[/name]
[name]Eleanor[/name]
[name]Harriet[/name] (my dadā€™s first name is [name]Harry[/name])
[name]Harrietta[/name] (same as above)
[name]Daisy[/name]
[name]Delilah[/name]
[name]Henrietta[/name] (grandmaā€™s middle name)
[name]Ebony[/name]
[name]Seraphina[/name]
[name]Mildred[/name]

Unisex Names -

[name]Chandler[/name]
[name]Madden[/name]
[name]Sparrow[/name]
Thorley
Raspillaire (grandmaā€™s maiden name)
Cramblet (grandparents last name)

Boy Names -

[name]Thatcher[/name]
[name]Fletcher[/name]
[name]Taggart[/name]
[name]Maverick[/name]
[name]Phineas[/name]
Thorton
[name]Campbell[/name] (meaningful name)
[name]Baer[/name]-[name]Brian[/name]
[name]Wilburn[/name]
[name]Wilbur[/name] (grandpaā€™s first name)
[name]Chauncey[/name]
[name]Boone[/name]
[name]Rhett[/name]
Haverfield (grandpaā€™s middle name)
[name]Emile[/name]

If I think of anymore, Iā€™ll post. Please help!! Thanks, again!! <3

I know a girl named [name]Nicola[/name] with your surname. She named her daughters [name]Evie[/name] and [name]Hallie[/name].

Cute! Is [name]Evie[/name] pronounced E-V? Or Ev-Eā€¦

Iā€™m not sure any name will sound worse or better with your last name. [name]Just[/name] pick the names you like and donā€™t worry too much (there is nothing you can do, you married him) Lol :)ā€¦ I like [name]Matilda[/name] and [name]Maverick[/name] best!

Ps. I love my last name and worry about marrying a guy with an awful one, but I would take the worst last name in the world with the best husband over the opposite ;).

Oh my, I am tempted to say that this is a joke! I think it is the last name that needs attention, not the first!

I can sympathise, I HATE my surname (Peacock) but I love SOs :slight_smile:
You have no idea how much teasing you get with a surname like Peacock.

I love [name]Matilda[/name] and [name]Penelope[/name] from your girls names but I have to say that I donā€™t like [name]Sawyer[/name] on a girl, itā€™s a top boy name for me.
From the boys I like [name]Campbell[/name] or [name]Fletcher[/name] :slight_smile:

Thinking in terms of future teasing, I would avoid:

[name]Penelope[/name]
[name]Ebony[/name]
[name]Sawyer[/name]
[name]Harriet[/name]
[name]Madden[/name]
[name]Taggart[/name]
[name]Wilburn[/name]
[name]Wilbur[/name]
[name]Fletcher[/name]
[name]Chauncey[/name]
[name]Boone[/name]

We decided to give our girls my last name for the exact reason that my SO hates his last name and suffered a lot of teasing growing up. I feel like if youā€™re going to keep something you already anticipate raising negative attention like a less-than desirable last name, better to give the kids a more neutral first name to hold onto. :slight_smile:

Itā€™s ā€˜ee-veeā€™.

Thanks so much for your feedbackā€¦ :slight_smile: Whatā€™s the reason(s) why you donā€™t like your ā€œnoā€ names? I want to hear all opinions. :slight_smile:

Some I feel are still too old sounding like [name]Wilbur[/name], [name]Wilburn[/name] and [name]Chauncey[/name]. Those are just asking for it if he goes to public school.
Seaman is gonna get a lot of the sexual connotation teasing, so [name]Penelope[/name], [name]Boone[/name], [name]Fletcher[/name], [name]Harriet[/name], [name]Sawyer[/name] and [name]Taggart[/name] are out.
[name]Madden[/name] just doesnā€™t go with the last name.

Thank you, greatly! :slight_smile:

These are my favorites off your list:
[name]Penelope[/name]
[name]Fiona[/name]
[name]Matilda[/name]
[name]Eleanor[/name]
[name]Harriet[/name], [name]Harrietta[/name], and [name]Henrietta[/name] - I love all of these however with [name]Harriet[/name]/ta I could see [name]Harry[/name] Seaman or [name]Harry[/name] Semen being a rather unfortunate teaser. Iā€™d probably suggest [name]Henrietta[/name] nn [name]Etta[/name] instead. (Since [name]Harry[/name] is a common nn for [name]Henry[/name] I think [name]Henrietta[/name] can still be used to honor your father).

Boy Names -
[name]Taggart[/name]
[name]Maverick[/name]
[name]Boone[/name]
[name]Rhett[/name]
[name]Emile[/name]

Specific Other Thoughts:
[name]Thatcher[/name], [name]Fletcher[/name] - These occupational names feel odd to me with your occupational LN.
[name]Sparrow[/name] and [name]Wren[/name] - these remind me of think of Albatrosses (and caged carrier pidgins kept on ships).

Very true! [name]Harriet[/name]/[name]Harrietta[/name] are out. Thank you!

From your list my favourites are:
[name]Penelope[/name]
Talulah (although I prefer the spelling [name]Tallulah[/name])
[name]Matilda[/name]
[name]Eleanor[/name]
[name]Daisy[/name]

Your boy names seem a little old-fashioned/ too old sounding which may lead to teasing.

Iā€™d avoid using other noun names and also verb names. My last name is Thys (thighs). I feel your pain. I also love the name [name]Sparrow[/name] but it doesnā€™t seem to fit either of our last names.

I agree that noun & verb names might be hard to pull off. From your list, for example, I wouldnā€™t use [name]Wren[/name] or [name]Sparrow[/name] with your last name. I like those names well enough, but [name]Sparrow[/name] Seaman? Sounds like something from a book about how bird babies are born, lol. I like your old-fashioned boys names, but I think a kid with either the first name [name]Chauncey[/name] (to pick one from your list at random) or the last name Seaman will be in for some teasing at school, so why double the teasing potential?

But seriously, youā€™ll find something great! We have a friend with your same last name (spelled [name]Semon[/name], though, which is even worse!), and even as adults weā€™ve all giggled about it a bit, but itā€™s not a big deal. Growing up, I also knew a family with the last name Rump. So, there will always be challenging last names, and unfortunately, a few jokes, but people do get past it!

My sisterā€™s first husband was a Seaman ([name]Terry[/name] [name]Elvis[/name], no joke) She named her only child ,a son, [name]Travis[/name] [name]Matthew[/name], he has named his 3 sons [name]Jason[/name], [name]Shane[/name] and [name]Emmett[/name]

My husbandā€™s last name was [name]Dixon[/name]. He got so much teasing as a kid (dick-son, son of a dick, dick-suck) that he didnā€™t want our kids to have his last name. When we got married, we chose a new last name for both of us, [name]Rain[/name]. Now we have kids with that last name, and my sister-in-law has even thought of changing her last name to ours as well.

Appreciate all of these responses! They mean so much! [name]Sparrow[/name] is no longer on our list. I guess, my hope is that we have all girls, so when they do get older, theyā€™ll marry into another last name. LOL! :wink: Butā€¦ I do want a strong first name for a boy, that way they go by that instead of the last name. My husband went by his last name a lot in school and I know a girl with the same last name that also got called it too - because they both have common first names. If that makes sense!

[name]Hilary[/name] -

I grew up with [name]Jones[/name] as a last name, and married a [name]Smith[/name]. As my cousin said, ā€œNo improvement there!ā€ Instead of taking his last name, having had years of screw ups with school, medical, ā€¦ records due to my common name, I went back up the family tree. I chose my new last name from the family tree, and when we had our children, I hyphenated my surname with his for their surnames. It has been such a good thing for us. Two years ago, [name]Jessica[/name] was in school (briefly) with a [name]Jessica[/name] [name]Smith[/name]. Since mine is [name]Jessica[/name] Sterikoff-[name]Smith[/name], there were no foul-ups with her records.