If only there were a way to define a system that doesn’t have a pre-approved name list, per se, but rather guidelines that ensure we don’t get things that are ludicrous, offensive, or otherwise unsuitable as the name of a living, breathing human being. Who could forget that poor Swedish boy named Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, and his name was to be pronounced “[name]Albin[/name]”.