If you lived on wisteria lane...

For example…

If I lived on [name]Wisteria[/name] [name]Lane[/name]….
I’d have neighbors who are bombshells.

I’d have slept with at least 1 of my friends’ husbands and/or a high school teenager who just happens to be my gardener, & I might have turned lesbian & started dating a stripper.

I’d have a serial killer for a friend who would deliver my child in HIS house, a deranged lunatic out to kill me for revenge, & I might even have killed someone myself (and gotten away with it.)

My neighbors would be slightly slutty while pretending to be classy, they’d chase after my husband, & I would wash my car wearing almost nothing.

I’d have a humongous house decorated beautifully, designer clothes, & fancy cars yet be in financial ruin.

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