[name_u]Friend[/name_u] of mine has 3 boys, by the time they got to number 3 I’m pretty sure they had run out of f***s because they’re called [name_u]William[/name_u], [name_m]Albert[/name_m] (Bertie) and wait for it… [name_m]Archimedes[/name_m] 
I love all 3 names but I find the mismatch so entertaining