I thought their middle names were [name_m]Bunk[/name_m] and Bed 
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So it’s a smug pig name? Like, a name for a haughty pig?
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[name_m]Can[/name_m] pigs even be haughty?? I mean they like. They don’t. Have class systems. [name_u]Or[/name_u] a government. As far as I can tell
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You don’t necessarily have to have a class system in order to think you are better than someone else. Pigs are quite smart, I’m sure there are some pigs out there that think they are better than other pigs.
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I think that applies for any animal though 
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Animal Farm by [name_u]George[/name_u] [name_m]Orwell[/name_m] ofc
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That was my thought too
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[name_u]Story[/name_u] time:
A few of my little cousins have a new puppy named [name_m]Ivan[/name_m]. Another cousin made a comment about [name_m]Ivan[/name_m] being “like, the most masculine name ever”, but my sister said she could think of plenty more masculine names than that.
He said, “Name one.”
She said, “John.”
Needless to say, yes, of course I had to explain to them that [name_m]Ivan[/name_m] and [name_u]John[/name_u] are essentially one and the same. (I think I blew their minds because they didn’t believe me at first, and I had to prove it via the internet.) And, well…now they know.
What would the world do without name nerds? 
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I can just imagine your search history
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I love the matter of fact tone lol
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Animal Farm would like a word 
Ahhh, just noticed everyone beat me to it!
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Berries: I dunno, nn Bobby for Robert isn’t very intuitive
Also Berries: Hey, nn Jem works for Judah, right?
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Nameberry: Great replies are for fascinating, insightful responses!
Also nameberry:
I guess we just love our memes
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I love how often @ethelmary is on there! She is clearly the wisest of us all! 
Or it’s her humor that’s getting all of us 
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We really must 
*Laurie’s pronouns are they/them (: they truly deserve the title of Meme Maestro!
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When your poll on the Quick [name_u]Poll[/name_u] thread has 15 voters but the poll before it and the poll after it each have like 50 voters:
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