no, mine is embarrassing i only have 730 for the whole week 
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this is what a nameberry user would be like on opposite day (but also lowkey some new users’ first posts haha)
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Me: about to get offended because I love [name_u]October[/name_u] as a name
Me: sees this person is literally confused by [name_f]April[/name_f] and [name_u]June[/name_u]
Me: never mind
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i can not even tell you how confused i was when i saw this…
i thought “oh, there must have been a really heated, long debate”
then i clicked on it and realized that the last time i looked at it i just read a random spot in the middle so it was counting all the posts that had been posted since january 2022 or whenever it was 
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based on true events
me: I met a girl Delaney; and I hate how she doesn’t go by nicknames
my mom: Why? What would you call her?
me: I really want to call someone [name_f]Della[/name_f]!
my mom: Who would call an innocent person Della??
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I feel like conversations between teenberries and their moms about names always end up being hilarious 
a recent one I had
(we were talking about college)
me: I want to go to trinity college in dublin
her: why?
me: because it’s one of the best colleges in ireland
her: why do you want to go to college in ireland?
me: cause that will give me a better chance of ending up with an irish guy
her: why do you want to end up with an irish guy?
me: so then I can name my daughter saoirse!
her: …okay…so…you’re making all your academic decisions based on the sole, very small possibility that it will allow you to use a name you like?
me: yeah pretty much 
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ofcccc 
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Omg but could you guys imagine a little Hely… 
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Haha what?! Does she have an association with the name? It’s not a common name, but it doesn’t seem unusual to me, so I’m confused My friend has a 1.5 yo Della, and it’s so cute!
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Haha, she’s just teasing because she doesn’t like it
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Oh I get it now As in “a poor, innocent child” I like [name_f]Della[/name_f] much better than [name_u]Delaney[/name_u]
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When my mom tells me she hates one of my favorite names:
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my mom always tries to be so polite when I bring up a particularly wild name idea… but I can always see it in her face
most recently it was merrily. I was so excited when I realized it could work as a double honor for two family members- she was trying to be excited for me but I could tell she absolutely hated it
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There is a labor & delivery nurse on YouTube and Instagram named [name_f]Elizabeth[/name_f], and the name she goes by on there is [name_m]Zabe[/name_m]! Nurse [name_m]Zabe[/name_m], specifically haha! I hadn’t heard it before her
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[name_m]Zabe[/name_m] is my fav nn for [name_f]Elizabeth[/name_f], I pronounce it as ZAH-beh though
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ngl this harsh blue kinda gave me a jumpscare
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I’ve actually knows two Jennifers who go by Niffer!
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