Nameberry memes (Part 1)

Help! I need some names:

  • a girl name starting with Ir- that means rainbow
  • a boy name starting with [name_f]Lu[/name_f]- that means light, bringer of light or something related
  • an unisex name starting with R that comes from the name of a bird
  • a boy name starting with Qö- that means that one giant red spot on [name_m]Jupiter[/name_m] that’s actually a storm

Please help me find something I’ve looked EVERYWHERE and I can’t seem to find ANYTHING!

What other people’s notes app looks like:
Grocery list
Password for Netflix
Writing about depression
FAFSA ID
Random Chipotle order

What my notes app looks like:
Sibsets I’m loving
[name_m]New[/name_m] loves list
Top ten baby names
Writing about depression
Top baby names (from [name_u]November[/name_u] 2016)
Guilty pleasures
Random snippet of character dialogue I thought of on the toilet
My favorite names
[name_m]New[/name_m] Nameberry signature theme

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@sparkleninja I must be doing something wrong, my notes apps look like

Title: ingredients of a beer
water
love
friendship
faith
confusion
hops

or

Title: dumb ideas
Asterix and the Borg

conclusion: I’m neither you nor a normal people

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Haha @sparkleninja snap! I even have a [name_f]Pet[/name_f] Names one, even though I fully intend never to get so much as a stick insect. Good to be prepared, though!

Me: doesn’t rate threads or expect other people to rate threads

Also me: internally dances when someone rates my thread

[name_u]True[/name_u] but those two are very important notes to have lol.

I have a list of dog names! I just haven’t updated it since [name_u]March[/name_u] so it wasn’t one of the top ones I picked from. I definitely plan to get a dog after I graduate college though.

I have a list of my characters’ dogs’ names… :stuck_out_tongue:

I’d just like to question why people…don’t assume I’ve spelt the name the way I want the name to be spelt in my signature??? Like???

ME! I also have whole family trees of my characters family extending several generations including their pets gahahaha i mean you can never be too prepared right???

MRW someone has read one (1) article on the fact that names have social connotations and wants to tell me what they learned about “[name_m]Kevin[/name_m]”

MRW someone’s cousin’s best friend’s ex works in a daycare with kids called [name_m]Matt[/name_m]-[name_u]Eagle[/name_u] and Pürschelbär:

MRW someone spends five minutes lamenting about the weird name of the new baby and it turns out to be [name_f]Mila[/name_f] or [name_m]Matteo[/name_m]:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcy0svtVAAAbNOL.jpg

In a “What names to you not like/not get/hate/loathe/can’t wrap your head around/don’t understand/can’t appreciate/think you’re better than” thread

someone: Well I hate invented names, like I heard of a girl called La-a and it’s pronounced…and you won’t believe thisyou better be sitting downLADASHA

me: just…stop

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No no no no no let me tell you about this set of twins my mom’s cousin’s brother-in-law’s dog’s vet’s sister heard about. Their names were [name_u]Orange[/name_u]-Jello and [name_m]Lemon[/name_m]-Jello!

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Psht, Lemonjello and Oranjello have nothing on Vadjesty Foxi Maiden and Vagena Tamphen Pohtaytar.

I wish I’d made this up.

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Isn’t that Elincia’s sword?

OP: “hey y’all, need middle name options for [name_f]Michelle[/name_f]! Thinking of [name_f]Michelle[/name_f] [name_f]Sophie[/name_f], but not sold on it? Last name starts with P, two syllables.”

One: “Oh, [name_f]Michelle[/name_f] [name_f]Sophie[/name_f] is cute! [name_m]How[/name_m] about [name_f]Michelle[/name_f] [name_f]Olivia[/name_f]?”

Two: “I like [name_f]Michelle[/name_f] [name_f]Sophie[/name_f].”

Three: “Ok so like it’s cute but hear me out here - what if, like, totally up to you but I think you should do it, what if you flippy-floppy with [name_f]Michelle[/name_f] and [name_f]Sophie[/name_f] and use [name_f]Sophie[/name_f] [name_f]Michelle[/name_f]?! So cute, right? My vote goes to [name_f]Sophie[/name_f] [name_f]Michelle[/name_f]. I don’t like [name_f]Michelle[/name_f] up front!

Four: “I hate [name_f]Michelle[/name_f], it’s so tacky and dated. Your daughter will grow up hating you for bestowing this middle-aged mom name upon her, and will probably try to kill you in your sleep. [name_f]Do[/name_f] you want your daughter to end up on Dateline?!”

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I love how passive-aggressive most of these are.

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everyone: I bet the people who named their kids [name_f]Khaleesi[/name_f] feel dumb right now

me: They should!! It’s not a name, it’s a title!!!11!!

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Right in this thread I said people who name their kids [name_f]Daenerys[/name_f]/[name_f]Khaleesi[/name_f] should choose Daeryssa instead and I wasn’t wrong, even Daena will be better.

And then learned there are people naming their daughters after Lyanna [name_m]Stark[/name_m] and I lost my hope for humanity. Lyanna legit said she doesn’t want to marry [name_m]Robert[/name_m] because he is a flirt, then ran away with a married man right after the birth of his son, caused the deaths of her father and brother, caused the deaths of [name_u]Elia[/name_u], her toddler daughter Rhaenys and infant son Aegon after she ran away with their husband/father, but yes it’s a great name!

Her name is [name_f]Isabella[/name_f] actually, [name_f]Isabella[/name_f] of [name_m]Aragon[/name_m] :slight_smile:

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Well, to be fair, people do name their kids things like [name_f]Princess[/name_f], [name_m]Duke[/name_m], and [name_m]King[/name_m]. Isn’t that just as bad?

Yes it is. Well actually it’s worse, if someone was to tell me their name was [name_f]Khaleesi[/name_f] [name_u]Dana[/name_u] [name_m]Johnson[/name_m] I wouldn’t take them for an actual [name_f]Khaleesi[/name_f], while, let’s say, [name_f]Princess[/name_f] [name_f]Alice[/name_f] [name_m]Hawthorne[/name_m] would probably give me a moment to think about it.

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