Girls:
[name_f]Maeve[/name_f] (Why this name is becoming popular, I don’t understand. It’s awful.)
[name_f]Clementine[/name_f] (Delicious fruit, awful name. And if you want a nickname, what do you do? [name_u]Clem[/name_u], [name_f]Tiny[/name_f]? Terrible all the way around.)
[name_f]Evangeline[/name_f]
[name_f]Esmerelda[/name_f]/[name_f]Esme[/name_f] (Are you a character in a Disney movie?)
[name_f]Matilda[/name_f]
[name_f]Phoebe[/name_f]
[name_f]Freya[/name_f]
[name_f]Isabelle[/name_f]/[name_f]Isabel[/name_f]/[name_f]Isobella[/name_f]/[name_f]Bella[/name_f] (Basically anything with “[name_u]Isa[/name_u]” or “[name_f]Belle[/name_f]/[name_f]Bella[/name_f]”)
[name_f]Ophelia[/name_f] (You know she went crazy and died, right?)
[name_f]Jessica[/name_f]
[name_f]Heather[/name_f]
Boys:
[name_m]Jackson[/name_m] (Really, when every second kid you meet is named this, whyyyyy would you still use it??)
[name_m]Jasper[/name_m] (Unless you still wave a Confederate flag in front of your house, this shouldn’t be an option.)
[name_m]Liam[/name_m] (See: [name_m]Jackson[/name_m].)
[name_m]Beau[/name_m] (What you put in a girl’s hair or on a [name_u]Christmas[/name_u] present.)
[name_u]Gus[/name_u] (Rhymes with pus. Terrible idea.)