Naming inanimate objects

I’m gonna start naming my devices now, but I’ve got a kind of related thing.

I have a couple imaginary “People”, who I use to just… I don’t know, this is an example.

Me: Wet hair causes colds!
Mum: No it doesn’t!
Me: [name_f]Angelica[/name_f] thinks so!

I think it was an inside joke some time ago, thats why I do it. I just posted it here because I thought it was kind of related.

oh hell yeah

guitar: [name_m]Johnny[/name_m]
ukulele: [name_m]Johnny[/name_m] [name_m]Junior[/name_m] (JJ)
bike: [name_u]Pax[/name_u]
penny board: [name_m]Brad[/name_m]
longboard: [name_m]Rocket[/name_m]
phone: [name_m]Lafayette[/name_m]
backpacks: [name_m]Louis[/name_m] and [name_m]Phillipe[/name_m]
also plants tho they are not technically inanimate: [name_u]Luca[/name_u], [name_u]Sullivan[/name_u] and [name_u]Gene[/name_u] ([name_m]RIP[/name_m] [name_m]Stuart[/name_m])
portable speaker: [name_f]Lilou[/name_f]

My (living) plants: [name_f]Charlotte[/name_f], [name_m]Wilbur[/name_m] ([name_m]RIP[/name_m] [name_f]Fern[/name_f] the [name_f]Fern[/name_f]), [name_f]Asha[/name_f], and Urok (A and U for my friends D&D characters)

[name_m]Toy[/name_m] dinosaurs: Philippus, Aureolus, and Theophrastus
The nerf guns I received with them: Bombastus and [name_u]Van[/name_u] Hohenheim

My lucky d20: [name_f]Ozara[/name_f] “[name_m]Oz[/name_m]/zie”

Car: Edelweiss

This is a great thread!

My first iPhone: Etaina “she who shines”
My car: [name_f]Lilly[/name_f]-[name_f]Belle[/name_f]