I went to high school with a boy named [name]Robert[/name] Latito that went by [name]Bobby[/name]. [name]Bobby[/name] Latito was teased as “booby la titty” constantly.
Warning: I forgot the spelling since it was years ago, but hopefully, you will get the idea of his name.
My uncle and I went to a Walgreens and the pharmacist was named something like: [name]Alex[/name] Fookayou or Fukayuu…lol it some something like that. Geez, I wish I could remember his full last name properly. Of course, my uncle and I laughed, and the cashier was telling us that his real name was pronounced a little different in perhaps, Japanese?, and when people would say, Mr. Fukayuu (as the profane phrase) he would, understandably, get really upset.
[name]Ebony[/name] [name]Brown[/name], I know a couple named [name]Richard[/name] and [name]Rhoda[/name] [name]Dick[/name], an [name]Ashley[/name] [name]Ashley[/name], and a [name]Harry[/name] [name]Love[/name] Lastname. I also know a woman who grew up as [name]Carol[/name] Bailes ([name]Carol[/name] Bells)
Oh and my dad knew an [name]Asian[/name] man whose name was pronounced Fook [name]Yu[/name], the above post reminded me, and I also knew a [name]Ding[/name] Dong name by pronounciation
This one isn’t too fancy, because it involves two different people. But I had a music teacher in elementary school named Mrs. [name]Brown[/name]. She was white. [name]One[/name] day she was out sick, and we had a Jamaican (with brown skin) substitute teacher named Mrs. White. I found that fun.
In the Toronto [name]Star[/name] there was a lady name [name]Mary[/name] who married man with the last name [name]Christmas[/name]. [name]Mary[/name] [name]Christmas[/name]!
I know a woman who kept her maiden name when she married. Her name was [name]Anne[/name], and her husband’s surname was Teeke. So basically, her name would have been [name]Anne[/name] Teeke - Antique.
My husband’s co-worker has a son named [name]Noah[/name] [name]Ford[/name]. Upon quick glance it seems harmless enough, but then you say it out loud. NO AFFORD!!!
[name]Lovey[/name] Quick
My great grandfather’s name was Woodford Woodford Peters
Knew a man in AZ named [name]Dick[/name] Pulse
Dad used to work with a man named [name]Jim[/name] Chimery, he had to hear the “chim chimney, chim chimney, chim chim cheroo” song from [name]Mary[/name] Poppins on a regular basis.
I know a little boy named “[name]Cash[/name] [name]Brown[/name]” but when you say it fast its always sounds like hash-brown to me. Also know a [name]Cash[/name] Carr which reminds of me a bank car.
There’s a little girl I just met named “[name]Lyra[/name] Piest” but said fast sounds like “La Rapist” with a french accent almost
I went to high school with a “Mi Ho” (My Ho) and she got married now she’s “Mi [name]Friend[/name]”.
I also know a [name]Robin[/name] [name]Crow[/name] which I think is a little birdie 
I knew an [name]Isabelle[/name] Fuch growing up. Yeah, like I. Fuch. The last name is actually pronounce few-k, but kids of course had a great deal of fun with it.
I had a teacher with the last name Buttner. It’s pronounced Bewt-ner, but people usually pronounce it Butt-ner.
It’s not exactly bad, actually funny, but there was a teacher at my school whose name is [name]Penny[/name] Dollar. Dollar’s her husband’s name, so her parents didn’t do it to her.
A friend of mine knows a [name]Crystal[/name] [name]Chanda[/name] Lier, like crystal chandelier. Also, my sister dated a guy named [name]Charles[/name] Schultz, like the author of the [name]Charlie[/name] [name]Brown[/name] comic. And I heard of a missionary the other day who’s name is [name]Ken[/name] Dew, which sounds like “can do”.
I have a nephew named [name]Cash[/name] [name]Wood[/name], which I find rather funny.
And a cousin named [name]Kate[/name] [name]Tate[/name]. Not [name]Katherine[/name] or [name]Kaitlin[/name], just [name]Kate[/name].
I know a woman named [name]Fern[/name] [name]Feather[/name].
Also I knew a prof in college whose name was [name]Victor[/name] Rhee.
This is such a fun thread. I know a [name]Peter[/name] [name]Piper[/name]. When people question him about it he just responds, “The Third,” I guess he’s [name]Peter[/name] [name]Piper[/name] III. My parents went to college with a [name]Tyg[/name] Erskins (tiger skins).
I also have an ancestor named [name]James[/name] [name]Potter[/name] which made me super happy in middle school when I was in the middle of my 12th read through of the [name]Harry[/name] [name]Potter[/name] series. ([name]James[/name] is [name]Harry[/name]'s father).
[name]Just[/name] read this in the newspaper… [name]John[/name] [name]Charles[/name] [name]Doe[/name]. I can’t believe someone actually named their kid [name]John[/name] [name]Doe[/name].
When I was in tenth grade, we had a substitute teacher called Mrs Hornyblow. Trust me, you don’t want to be announcing that as your name to a group of sixteen year old kids!
We also had an English teacher called Miss Hemingway, which everybody thought was very appropriate.
My dentist is named [name]Dino[/name] Bordini. And he has an assistant who’s last name is Watermolen.