"Realistic" Mary Sue Surnames

Writers' Corner
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If there is such a thing.

I’m on the hunt for a surname for a [name]Mary[/name] [name]Sue[/name] family I’m creating for the fun of it. [name]Mary[/name] [name]Sue[/name]'s are so detested in actually writing and stories, but they’re oh so fun to create. Have no fear, I’m not writing any stories with them in it.

Basically it’s a family of two parents, and five daughters. (All blondes of course ;))

So far I have the following in mind:
Celouz
van der Hausen

The surname can be fictional, but I’d like a realistic feel so it’s not so outrageous.

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My first thought was The Virgin Suicides. I’m not exactly sure what you mean by [name]Mary[/name] [name]Sue[/name]? I’ve heard the term, but it was a long time ago.

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Celianne, [name]Mary[/name] [name]Sue[/name] is an ideal character, nice, sweet and thoughtful all the way round. The term is sometimes used in a sarcastic way but I believe OP just need a name for a good character.
Maybe something celebrity-inspired or a bit stereotypical? Some a bit weird ideas:
Die [name]Paris[/name]
Southerland
Sweetheart
[name]Von[/name] [name]Reese[/name]
Leblanc
Lovejoy
[name]Bellamy[/name]
Sweet
Bellanger
And way more realistic:
Balentine
[name]Ripley[/name]
[name]Van[/name] Zandt
[name]Jarett[/name](OK, I just love these)
[name]Linden[/name]
[name]Paxton[/name]
Rosati
[name]Lachlan[/name]

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[name]Mary[/name] [name]Sue[/name] is a character who’s very beautiful, superbly talented, sweet, caring, really smart and everyone adores her. Which makes her completely unrealistic.

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I really like von [name]Reese[/name], Balentine, van Zandt, and [name]Linden[/name]! thank you.

Bellange also came to mind because of Bellanger.

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In the first book I wrote, there’s a character called Derora [name]Augustine[/name] [name]Denali[/name] (known as [name]Derry[/name]) who pretends to be a [name]Mary[/name] [name]Sue[/name] because she wants to be the best at something and everything else she’s tried, someone has beaten her to it. She figures no one would ever want to be a stereotype so that’s what she’ll be best at.

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There’s also many [name]Mary[/name]-[name]Sue[/name] surnames such as [name]Rose[/name], Darling, [name]Hart[/name], [name]Grace[/name], [name]Love[/name], [name]Kelly[/name], etc.; names that sound distinctly feminine. Most realistic [name]Mary[/name]-[name]Sue[/name]'s have those sort of names.

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Surnames of people I know who almost fit into the [name]Mary[/name]-[name]Sue[/name] category:

[name]Angel[/name] (no, I’m not kidding)
[name]Sheldon[/name]
Fentress
Morrow
[name]Squires[/name]
Beauchader
[name]Williams[/name]
[name]Tull[/name]