Ridiculous Girls Names

[name_f]Princess[/name_f] [name_f]Margarita[/name_f] is perfect :joy::ok_hand:t2:

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[name_f]Princess[/name_f] [name_f]Margarita[/name_f] is amazing!

I just remembered that one of the most hated celebrity baby names in my country is Lyoncé Viiktórya (L is the mother’s initial, Y is the father’s initial and “oncé” is after Beyoncé - mother’s favorite singer). Maybe you could come up with something like that?

(Sisters are Lyanni, Amoor and [name_u]Valentine[/name_u] :roll_eyes:) - Amoor is the word “amor” - love in Portuguese - mispelled.

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Chardonnay
[name_f]Chablis[/name_f]
Pinot-Noir
[name_f]Princess[/name_f]
Chesirée
[name_f]Essence[/name_f]
[name_f]Aerial[/name_f]
Aerolynn
[name_f]Fifi[/name_f]

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Some of these responses have me rolling :joy: especially the person who had Rubella on their list! Here’s my suggestions:
Rubella
Mitochondria
Aquanette
Neutrogena
Chevrolet
Panda
Edema
Amiracle

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OMW I’m dying at [name_f]Corona[/name_f]! I would so do it … (in a book, with this type of character)

I’m just reading over these for a good laugh!

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I remember there was a female character called Sambuca (nn [name_u]Sam[/name_u]) on a TV show I used to watch some years back. That sounds like the sort of vibe your character description gives me - a word that, devoid of meaning, probably sounds like a pretty enough name but the meaning of the word makes it trashy.

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I watch Hollyoaks and Coronation [name_f]Street[/name_f], and they have some wildly named characters there :stuck_out_tongue:

[name_u]Gemini[/name_u] “[name_f]Gemma[/name_f]”
[name_f]Myra[/name_f]-[name_f]Pocahontas[/name_f]
[name_u]Texas[/name_u]
Mitzeee

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At first I thought I read that the mother despises the child so my first thought were diseases or something that most people find disgusting like worms and poo so like Chlamydia (the child could try to go by Lydia instead), Corona, Ascaris, Meconium (baby’s first poo but an uneducated person probably wouldn’t know this), Tapeworm, Psoriasis.

But if it was an unintentional embarrasing name due to ignorance, pretty sounding diseases names like Chlamydia could still work if the mother didn’t know what it means and just thought it sounded pretty. Same goes for Ebola, Roseola nn Rose, Rubella, Rubeola nn Ruby. I also had a friend who said she knew someone where English was her 2nd language and had heard the word Vagina and wanted to name her daughter that because she thought it sounded pretty without knowing what it means. Don’t know how true this is.

Since the mom likes to party, could still do Corona or any other alcohol names, or a number (like Six from tv show Blossom for the number of beers it took to be conceived :rofl:). Or maybe the mom named her Tiny or Squishy because her mom thought she looked tiny or squishy as a baby. I’ve read on Quora that a child-mom named her kid Pusheen because she thought the baby looked like Pusheen but this may not work if this is pre-Pusheen era.

Ok, I just got to the comments and I love Princess Margarita for your character’s name! :rofl:

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If you want to use a creative spelling name, you can check out the names in this link The Worst Spellings Of Common Names

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I’ve come across a few interesting names over the years, which are mostly poor choices when said out loud with their surnames. These are names such as;
[name_u]Holden[/name_u] Bacon *
Rubarb [name_u]Berry[/name_u] *
[name_f]Isabella[/name_f] [name_m]Barn[/name_m] *
[name_f]Crystal[/name_f] Sultana *

  • all these names have been slightly altered (as they are names of real people) but this is the general vibe they each gave off

Alternatively, here’s a list of unaltered names that were rejected by Internal Affairs in [name_u]New[/name_u] Zealand. There’s plenty more bad Kiwi baby names if you care to google them. [name_f]My[/name_f] personal favourites that made headlines over the years have to be “Number 16 Bus Shelter”, “Sexfruit” and a set of twins called “[name_m]Fish[/name_m]” and “Chips”

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[name_f]My[/name_f] mom worked at a pediatric office in the 90s and a patient named their baby Placenta. I kid you not :flushed:

Other choices would be:
[name_f]Peach[/name_f]
[name_u]Baby[/name_u]
[name_u]Paris[/name_u]
[name_u]December[/name_u]
[name_m]Pinky[/name_m]
Bacardi
[name_f]Chardonnay[/name_f]

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