Ridiculous Girls Names

What are some “dumb” or ridiculous girls names that you’ve come across? It’s for a character whose mother gave her a name that she absolutely despises, so she chooses to rename herself. I’m trying to find a name that a young, single mother who parties, doesn’t care much about education, isn’t the smartest, and doesn’t want a child would use. Maybe with a feel like these names: 1 This list has been removed | Nameberry
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I’m thinking names like [name_f]Monday[/name_f], [name_u]Maize[/name_u], [name_f]Quintessence[/name_f] (which sounds nice but is too over-the-top), [name_u]Harbor[/name_u], [name_f]Afternoon[/name_f], [name_f]Bloodrayne[/name_f], etc.

Any suggestions are appreciated! :slight_smile:

  • January (I prefer [name_u]June[/name_u] or [name_f]May[/name_f] if you need to name your kid after a month)
  • Lana
  • Athena
  • Valentina (always makes me think of the hot sauce)
  • Fanta
  • Tesla
  • Maybelline
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I feel very called out by [name_f]Athena[/name_f], that’s one of my favorite names haha
Fanta, [name_f]Tesla[/name_f], and Maybelline definitely fit what I was looking for. Thanks!

Mayberry
[name_f]Tuesday[/name_f]
[name_f]Chrysanthemum[/name_f]
[name_f]Heaven[/name_f]
[name_f]Ivalo[/name_f]
[name_f]Isis[/name_f]
[name_u]Holland[/name_u]
[name_m]Alabaster[/name_m]
[name_f]Morning[/name_f]
[name_f]Florida[/name_f]
[name_f]Plum[/name_f]
[name_f]Iolanthe[/name_f]

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Madelynne, [name_f]Charleigh[/name_f], Makenzee, [name_f]Leelah[/name_f], anything with bad spelling.

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First thing that popped into my head was a child named after an alcohol.

Brandy
Champagne
Malibu
[name_f]Marguerita[/name_f]
Merlot (wine might be too “high class”)
[name_f]Tequila[/name_f]

Next would be the royalty titles…
Countessa
Duchess
[name_f]Lady[/name_f]
[name_f]Princess[/name_f]
[name_f]Queenie[/name_f]

Or how about place names that are not usually names…
Antartica
Cambodia
[name_m]Pacific[/name_m]

You could also use any unique or creative spellings. Or a smoosh name…

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I wouldn’t recommend using Fanta as it’s widely used in some cultures (please check with whatever you end up using as well). I know of a girl called Disney, or you could pick a celebrity baby name. Any of the Kardashians kids’ names could work.

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[name_f]Bluebell[/name_f], [name_f]Nevaeh[/name_f], [name_f]Cookie[/name_f], [name_u]Lemon[/name_u], [name_f]Apple[/name_f] or any -leigh name. (No offense to anyone who likes/has these names!)

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Haha sorry about that! :flushed::joy:

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Kviiitlyn (pn kate lin)
[name_u]Sunset[/name_u]
[name_f]Crystal[/name_f]
Pineapple
[name_u]Blaze[/name_u]

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I love the idea of a name related to alcohol, @ThunderLee! I may use Malibu as her middle
Thank you @lucyxo! I didn’t think of that. I’ll definitely check whatever I use and I’ll avoid Fanta.
I’ll probably do a name like Makenzee or [name_f]Charleigh[/name_f] for the first, so thanks for those suggestions @LadyMacbethWho!
And thanks to everyone else who suggested something :slight_smile:

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Some names that a young, partier mother might choose:
[name_f]Happy[/name_f]
Pina
[name_f]Ginny[/name_f]
[name_f]Brandy[/name_f]
Whiskey (unfortunately know a girl named this)
[name_f]Paloma[/name_f]
[name_f]Marjorie[/name_f]
[name_f]Rita[/name_f]
[name_f]Shirley[/name_f]
[name_u]Vesper[/name_u]
[name_f]Crystal[/name_f]
Heroia
[name_f]Mary[/name_f] [name_f]Jane[/name_f] (know a girl named this too)
Coca
(These are all after drinks or drugs)

Names that aren’t related to drinks:
[name_f]Galilea[/name_f]
Diamonique
[name_f]Augustina[/name_f]
Hamisi
[name_f]Corazon[/name_f]
[name_f]Candy[/name_f]
[name_f]Star[/name_f]
[name_f]Stellaluna[/name_f]
[name_f]Clementina[/name_f]
[name_f]Andromeda[/name_f]
[name_f]Desdemona[/name_f]
[name_f]Diamond[/name_f]
[name_f]Princess[/name_f]
[name_f]Nevaeh[/name_f]
Abcde (this one is just ridiculous)

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Coco/Koko Malibu

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I once accidentally misheard a girl’s name and thought it was [name_f]Hennessy[/name_f], like the cognac

Some other options (none of which are inherently bad just seem a little silly):

Queenie
[name_f]Renesmee[/name_f] (or a similar smoosh name)
[name_f]Moon[/name_f]
[name_m]Deli[/name_m]
Gerdy
[name_f]Star[/name_f]
[name_f]Bambi[/name_f]
[name_f]Cinderella[/name_f]
Lawna
Charming
[name_f]Darling[/name_f]
[name_f]Peaches[/name_f]
Caramel

Also the name could just be something that could cause teasing (like being named [name_m]Christopher[/name_m] [name_u]Robin[/name_u] or [name_f]Hailey[/name_f] [name_u]Bailey[/name_u])

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At first I didn’t read that it was for a character, and when I saw you say " I love the idea of a name related to alcohol! I may use Malibu as her middle! I’ll probably do a name like Makenzee or Charleigh for the first" I was just a teensy bit confused :joy:
Ooh, there’s an idea: teensy

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Hahaha I definitely would have been confused if I read that as well!

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My first thought was Hushpuppy.

What about:
Dandelion
Sunshine
Cassiopeia
Tempest
Pleasure
Eleven
Gravity
Musical
Vodka
Googlia
Quinn-Elisabete
Medusa
Republicana
Empress
Morticia
Nicotina
Camomilla

Perhaps something made-up:
Roselinea
Elouisiana
Windolen
Artenusalia
Amaliora
Felicitiana
Rachelize
Gwendoleina
Astromilia
Druglia
Emberlina
Mercelinda
Alovable

Or a disease name/similar to diseases or medicines?
Azurette
Levora
Listeria
Tetana
Pertussa
Natazia
Arthricia
Lupus
Asma/Ashtma
Vastatina
Animia
Acnea
Viagra
Metformina
Mirena
Rubella
Allergia
Edema
Eczema
Lyrica
Vicodina
Cystica
Bacilla

Some bad names I’ve seen:
Sanita (toilet)
Janela (window)
Cova (grave)
Mesa (table)
Cadela (female dog)

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I would also like to add [name_f]Corona[/name_f] to my previous list, as it now doubles as a beer and a disease

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[name_f]Kinsley[/name_f] and [name_f]Princess[/name_f] come to mind (they were mentioned on the NB memes thread and made me think of this).

*that awkward moment when you really like a lot of the names that have been suggested on here :upside_down_face: *

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[name_f]Corona[/name_f] is great (in a bad way ofc) but the story will take place before covid so I won’t use it haha
Right now I have [name_f]Princess[/name_f] [name_f]Margarita[/name_f] because I think it’s hilarious but I’m not entirely sure. I like a lot of the made-up names you suggested, @Estrela! Alovable and Gwendoleina are really funny
I’m really indecisive so I’ll probably take a while to make a final decision haha

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