I recently caught a hilarious rerun of Friends . . . [name]Rachel[/name] and [name]Ross[/name] (and [name]Phoebe[/name]) are beginning to talk about their baby’s potential name. I wish I could just post the video, but the conversation is as follows:
[name]Rachel[/name]: “I was thinking if it’s girl, how 'bout [name]Sandrine[/name]? It’s French.”
[name]Ross[/name]: “Hmm . . . That’s a really pretty name . . . for an industrial solvent.”
[name]Rachel[/name]: “Okay, fine. What do you have?”
[name]Ross[/name]: “Okay. It’s for a boy . . . it’s a little out there . . . [name]Darwin[/name].”
[name]Rachel[/name]: “My God. Our child will be beaten to death in the school yard.”
[name]Phoebe[/name]: “Yeah . . . by [name]Sandrine[/name].”
[name]Ross[/name]: “You’re just saying that because I said no to your name.”
[name]Rachel[/name]: “I’m really, really not.”
[name]Phoebe[/name]: “[name]How[/name] about you each get five vetoes?”
[name]Ross[/name]: “All right. That sounds fair.”
[name]Rachel[/name]: “Okay, check this out. If it’s a girl . . . [name]Rain[/name].”
[name]Ross[/name]: “Veto”
[name]Rachel[/name]: “Why?”
[name]Ross[/name]: “[name]Rain[/name]!? [name]Hi[/name], my name is [name]Rain[/name] . . . I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat . . .”
[name]Phoebe[/name]: “I know her! I bought a homemade soap from her at a Dead show!”
[name]Ross[/name]: “Okay. [name]How[/name] about for a guy . . . [name]Thatcher[/name]?”
[name]Rachel[/name]: “[name]Ross[/name], why do you hate our child?”
[name]Ross[/name]: “Fine you go.”
[name]Rachel[/name]: “Okay, [name]James[/name].”
[name]Ross[/name]: (Pleasantly surprised) “Huh.”
[name]Rachel[/name]: “But, only if it’s a girl”
[name]Ross[/name]: “Okay, veto . . . I like [name]Ruth[/name]. What about [name]Ruth[/name]?”
[name]Rachel[/name]: “Oh, I’m sorry. Are we having an 89-year-old ? . . [name]How[/name] about [name]Dayton[/name]?”
[name]Ross[/name]: “Veto. [name]Stewart[/name]?”
[name]Rachel[/name]: “Veto. [name]Sawyer[/name]?”
[name]Ross[/name]: “Veto. [name]Helen[/name]?”
[name]Rachel[/name]: “Veto”
[name]Phoebe[/name]: “Is it me, or is Veto starting to sound really good?”