I’ve met people on both sides of the pet-naming camp. There are those who give their animals more traditional pet names like [name]Ace[/name], Snickers, Hershey, etc, and they firmly decry using “people” names for pets. And then there are others (myself included) who find it hilarious to use human names for animals! In my mind, naming pets is a boatload of fun because (1) you have the freedom to use awesome names that you wouldn’t otherwise dare to give a real child, and (2) it’s fun to choose names that might pertain to a physical or personality trait of your pet.
With all that being said…here are some of the names I’ve bestowed upon critters over the years.
[name]Gladys[/name] (a turtle, so named “because I was glad I found her”…I was 4)
[name]Elizabeth[/name] (this was given to numerous “walking stick” bugs)
[name]Moby[/name], Mohawk, Silverapple, Tchaikovsky, Almanzo (assorted fish)
[name]Beatrix[/name] [name]Potter[/name] Cappuccino (bunny)
[name]Henry[/name] [name]Lewis[/name] (dwarf hamster #1)
[name]Sophie[/name] [name]Rose[/name] (bunny)
[name]Tiny[/name] [name]Tim[/name] Houdini (dwarf hamster #2)
[name]Calvin[/name] (a lizard— I specifically chose this because [name]Calvin[/name] means “bald”) ![]()
[name]Esau[/name] (tarantula-- because he was hairy like [name]Esau[/name] in the Bible!)
[name]Robert[/name] [name]Augustine[/name] (black [name]German[/name] [name]Shepherd[/name] mix)
[name]Moses[/name] (tadpole who was the sole survivor when all my other tadpoles spontaneously died…he, like the biblical [name]Moses[/name],was saved from a watery grave)
[name]Zaccheus[/name] [name]Benedict[/name]-[name]Collins[/name] (dwarf hamster #3…[name]Zaccheus[/name] because he was so small, and we called him Mr. [name]Collins[/name] from the start because he was so timid and mousy like the character of that name in Pride and Prejudice
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[name]Emma[/name] [name]Josephine[/name] [name]Austen[/name] (pure-black bunny rabbit; I love the name [name]Emma[/name] but it’s far too common for me to ever want to use it on a child…but it fit her perfectly)
What fun names have you given your pets? Would you (or have you) use a frilly “human” name?

). I named my kitty [name]Asher[/name] because it means happy and he was just the happiest little kitten