What would you name six "kids-next-door?"

I know there are tons of “what would you name your X family” threads but…!
Recently started watching Shameless—and the show revolves around a family of six kids with regular names. Always really fascinated by fictional media that features large families in un-special circumstances—mostly because their names either go way, way out or are your ninth grade history class with no in between.

The [name_m]Gallagher[/name_m] kids of Shameless are:
[name_f]Fiona[/name_f]
[name_m]Phillip[/name_m] (“Lip”) (this was such a smart nickname)
[name_m]Ian[/name_m]
[name_f]Debbie[/name_f] (“[name_f]Debs[/name_f]”)
[name_m]Carl[/name_m]
[name_u]Liam[/name_u]

(It’s really the placement of [name_f]Debbie[/name_f] and [name_m]Carl[/name_m] that have inspired this, because, truly, I feel like they orient the sibling set.)

Using regular [name_m]Joe[/name_m] & [name_f]Mary[/name_f], (what you consider to be) kid-next-door, (maybe a little dated) names, what would you name 6 kids? Really, really interested!
(I realize that this is so subjective, just looking forward to seeing your answers!)

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Zoe, [name_m]Elijah[/name_m], [name_f]Chloe[/name_f], [name_f]Sarah[/name_f], [name_m]Matthew[/name_m], and [name_f]Leah[/name_f]

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Dorothy
[name_m]Caleb[/name_m]
[name_m]Arthur[/name_m]
[name_f]Carol[/name_f]
[name_f]Heidi[/name_f]
[name_u]James[/name_u]

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These aren’t what I’d name my ACTUAL six kids, but following your brief, I’d say…

Ashley
[name_u]Callum[/name_u]
[name_u]Levi[/name_u]
[name_f]Isabella[/name_f]
[name_m]Jason[/name_m]
[name_m]Matthew[/name_m]

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Heather
[name_u]Kyle[/name_u]
[name_m]Jason[/name_m]
[name_f]Arielle[/name_f]
[name_u]Cory[/name_u]
[name_u]Blake[/name_u]

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Based on your description I would say…

Hailey, [name_m]Adam[/name_m], [name_u]Ryan[/name_u], [name_f]Suzy[/name_f], [name_m]Matthew[/name_m] ‘[name_m]Matt[/name_m]’, and [name_m]Jeffrey[/name_m]

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Beverly
[name_m]Peter[/name_m]
[name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
[name_f]Cheryl[/name_f]
[name_m]Paul[/name_m]
[name_m]Walter[/name_m]

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I’d go with…!
[name_f]Frances[/name_f] (“[name_f]Franny[/name_f]”)
[name_u]Charlie[/name_u]
[name_u]Michael[/name_u]
[name_f]Jessica[/name_f]
[name_m]Ned[/name_m]
[name_m]Matthew[/name_m] (“[name_u]Matty[/name_u]”)

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[name_m]Thomas[/name_m], [name_m]Daniel[/name_m], [name_m]Robert[/name_m], [name_f]Martha[/name_f], [name_f]Lucy[/name_f], [name_f]Sarah[/name_f]. (These were just the first to pop into my mind! [name_f]Rachel[/name_f] and [name_u]Michael[/name_u] also fit the bill!)

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[name_m]Aren[/name_m]’t what I’d name my kids but… (also I added middles just for the fun of it)

[name_m]Henry[/name_m] [name_u]Jude[/name_u]
[name_f]Lola[/name_f] [name_f]Jane[/name_f]
[name_m]Joseph[/name_m] [name_m]Isaac[/name_m]
[name_f]Nora[/name_f] [name_f]Elizabeth[/name_f]
[name_f]Mina[/name_f] [name_f]Josephine[/name_f]
[name_m]Simon[/name_m] [name_m]Cole[/name_m]

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I love Shamless so much. They keep making terrible decisions, & it’s somehow enjoyable to watch. :joy: I thought that the writers did a pretty good realistic job naming the characters. They all fit their characters so well. I especially love [name_f]Fiona[/name_f], even though my little doggy [name_f]Fiona[/name_f] is a bit more innocent than [name_f]Fiona[/name_f] [name_m]Gallagher[/name_m]! :dog:

My kids next door are:

Mary

Patrick

Charles ‘[name_u]Charlie[/name_u]’

Lucy

Nolan

Henry ‘[name_m]Hank[/name_m]’

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I never really watched either Shameless but always liked the fact the names ‘worked’ and were kept in both the original UK and then the US show. (At least for that first family)

For generic UK names I’d probably go for:
[name_f]Emily[/name_f]
[name_u]Michael[/name_u]
[name_u]Oliver[/name_u]
[name_f]Jessica[/name_f]
[name_m]Luke[/name_m]
[name_u]James[/name_u]

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dorothy maren . dolly
barnaby rufus . bay
chester seth
bernadette avonlea . dubi
edmund joshua . ej
clinton thomas

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Jo and [name_f]Mary[/name_f]
Parents to

Louise
[name_u]Harry[/name_u]
[name_m]Thomas[/name_m]
[name_f]Isla[/name_f]
[name_m]Daniel[/name_m]
[name_m]Jack[/name_m]

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[name_u]Ashley[/name_u], [name_m]Jason[/name_m], [name_f]Emma[/name_f], [name_m]Matthew[/name_m], [name_f]Amy[/name_f], and [name_u]Michael[/name_u]

I love:

too!

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The reality of it is I think what makes it so addicting :sob: I’m currently getting my MSW and from top to bottom it really just illustrates the necessity for social work services on every level.

(also [name_f]Fiona[/name_f]!!! is such a great!!! name!!!)

This is realistic :slight_smile:

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Hmm…
[name_f]Claire[/name_f]
[name_u]Jamie[/name_u]
[name_u]Scott[/name_u]
[name_u]Louise[/name_u]
[name_m]John[/name_m]
[name_u]Billy[/name_u]

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Maybe…

Anna
[name_m]Peter[/name_m]
[name_m]Ralph[/name_m]
[name_f]Helen[/name_f]
[name_m]Louis[/name_m]
[name_u]Robin[/name_u]

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[name_f]Sofie[/name_f]
[name_f]Louisa[/name_f]
[name_u]Beckett[/name_u]
[name_m]Henry[/name_m]
[name_u]Callum[/name_u]
[name_f]Taryn[/name_f]

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