What would you name your sons if you were an unhinged billionaire?

In otherwords, give me your least usable boys names.

Mine:
Locust
Cicada
[name_m]Onyx[/name_m]
[name_m]Obsidian[/name_m]
[name_m]Messiah[/name_m]
[name_m]Sisyphus[/name_m]
[name_f]Bayou[/name_f]
[name_m]Huckleberry[/name_m]
[name_f]Harmony[/name_f]

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[name_f]Skylark[/name_f]
[name_m]Pi[/name_m]
[name_m]Stellar[/name_m]
[name_m]Weaver[/name_m]
Riordin
[name_m]Perseus[/name_m]
[name_m]Demetrius[/name_m]
[name_m]Daedalus[/name_m]
[name_m]Kerouac[/name_m]
[name_m]Faro[/name_m]

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I would have to choose from this guy’s “privileged children” names.

[name_f]Special[/name_f] attention to fruit and vegetables.

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Seafarer, [name_m]Cosmos[/name_m], and [name_m]Obsidian[/name_m]

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[name_m]Zeus[/name_m]
[name_m]Romeo[/name_m]
[name_m]Adonis[/name_m]
[name_f]Swan[/name_f]
[name_m]Tiberius[/name_m]
[name_m]Aslan[/name_m]
[name_f]Winter[/name_f]
[name_f]Monet[/name_f]
[name_f]Matisse[/name_f]
[name_m]Sparrow[/name_m]
[name_m]Finch[/name_m]
[name_m]Cassander[/name_m]
[name_m]Scorpio[/name_m]
[name_m]Malachite[/name_m]

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[name_m]Petrichor[/name_m]
[name_m]Bramble[/name_m]
[name_m]Faraday[/name_m]
[name_m]Oleander[/name_m]
[name_m]Ellington[/name_m]
[name_m]Huckleberry[/name_m]

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[name_m]Cosmo[/name_m] / [name_m]Cosimo[/name_m] / [name_m]Cosmos[/name_m]
[name_m]Astrophel[/name_m]
[name_m]Hyperion[/name_m]
[name_m]Ares[/name_m]
[name_m]Sirius[/name_m]

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Nuclear
Kal-El
Spyder
Skywalker
[name_m]Romulus[/name_m]
[name_m]Zeus[/name_m]
[name_m]Rock[/name_m]
[name_m]Titan[/name_m]
Dragon
[name_m]Ragnarok[/name_m]
[name_m]Odin[/name_m]
Bomber
[name_m]Maco[/name_m]
[name_m]Thor[/name_m]
[name_m]Fire[/name_m]

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Names of former students which sound like unhinged billionaire names to me:

[name_m]King[/name_m]
[name_m]Prince[/name_m]
[name_m]Majesty[/name_m]
[name_m]Messiah[/name_m]
[name_m]Napoleon[/name_m] [name_m]Alexander[/name_m]
[name_f]Alize[/name_f]
[name_f]Brandy[/name_f]
[name_f]Johnnie[/name_f] [name_m]Walker[/name_m]

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I love [name_m]Onyx[/name_m]! I tried to convince my husband of that one but couldn’t get him on board!

Mine would be [name_m]Fitzgerald[/name_m] or [name_m]Calloway[/name_m]

[name_m]Beaufort[/name_m] :ocean:

[name_m]Aldridge[/name_m] / [name_m]Eldridge[/name_m]
[name_m]Aurelius[/name_m]
[name_m]Avedon[/name_m]
[name_m]Benvolio[/name_m]
Breckinridge
[name_m]Cerulean[/name_m]
Dalloway
[name_m]Devereaux[/name_m]
[name_f]Everdeen[/name_f]
Farraday
[name_m]Hawthorn[/name_m] / [name_m]Hawthorne[/name_m]
[name_m]Heathcliff[/name_m]
[name_m]Langston[/name_m]
[name_m]Laurentiu[/name_m]
[name_m]Montague[/name_m]
[name_m]Oleander[/name_m]
[name_m]Romeo[/name_m]
[name_m]Viridian[/name_m]
[name_f]Wellesley[/name_f]

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Fun thread!

Mine would be:

Rainsby
[name_m]Sinclair[/name_m]
[name_m]Benedict[/name_m]
[name_m]Faraday[/name_m]
[name_m]Tarquin[/name_m]
[name_m]Ambrose[/name_m]

But maybe fully unhinged would be:

[name_m]Marmaduke[/name_m], [name_m]Ptolemy[/name_m] & St [name_m]John[/name_m] (Snjn)

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I think mine would be:

Entropy
[name_f]Gossamer[/name_f]
[name_m]Ghost[/name_m]
[name_m]Sycamore[/name_m]
[name_m]Cypress[/name_m]
[name_f]Hathaway[/name_f]
Hallowed
[name_m]Oleander[/name_m]
[name_m]Seven[/name_m]
Kitsune
[name_m]Sterling[/name_m]
[name_f]Crimson[/name_f]

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[name_m]Caspian[/name_m] [name_m]Legend[/name_m] and [name_m]Lysander[/name_m] [name_m]Brave[/name_m]

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[name_m]Aksel[/name_m]
[name_m]Balthasar[/name_m]
[name_m]Bartholomew[/name_m]
[name_m]Bear[/name_m]
Camper
[name_m]Caraway[/name_m]
[name_m]Delano[/name_m]
[name_m]Ebenezer[/name_m]
[name_f]Harper[/name_f]
[name_m]Herbert[/name_m] / [name_m]Herbie[/name_m]
[name_m]Horace[/name_m]
[name_m]Huckleberry[/name_m]
[name_m]Iggy[/name_m]
[name_m]Ishmael[/name_m]
[name_f]June[/name_f]
[name_m]Kestrel[/name_m]
[name_f]Larkspur[/name_f] / [name_f]Lark[/name_f]
[name_m]Laszlo[/name_m]
[name_f]Lavender[/name_f]
[name_m]Llewellyn[/name_m]
[name_m]Lucian[/name_m]
[name_m]Merlin[/name_m]
[name_m]Mulberry[/name_m]
[name_m]Neville[/name_m]
[name_m]Oberon[/name_m] / [name_m]Auberon[/name_m]
[name_m]Pellinore[/name_m]
[name_m]Peregrine[/name_m]
[name_m]Phinnaeus[/name_m]
[name_m]Revel[/name_m]
[name_f]Rosamel[/name_f]
[name_f]Solstice[/name_f]
[name_m]Sorrel[/name_m]
[name_m]Sulien[/name_m]
[name_m]Tadhg[/name_m]
[name_m]Tarka[/name_m]
[name_m]Torben[/name_m]
[name_m]Uriah[/name_m]
[name_m]Valentine[/name_m]
[name_f]Vesper[/name_f]
[name_m]Yves[/name_m]
[name_m]Zephyr[/name_m]

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[name_m]Ozymandias[/name_m] and [name_m]Prometheus[/name_m]

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[name_m]Axel[/name_m]
[name_m]Lucifer[/name_m]
[name_m]Bowie[/name_m]
[name_m]Mercury[/name_m]
[name_m]Mars[/name_m]
Darth
Skywalker
[name_m]Rocket[/name_m]
Spock
[name_m]Wizard[/name_m]

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You win :joy::joy: @DCAT