The title explains it clearly. It’s easy (your father’s name + ovna/evna for women and ovich/evich for men) and less culturally offensive then making up a Native American name. 
Mine would be Cl¡nt0novna
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Pedroevna!
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Timothevna
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m!ch@elovna
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Russian patronymic MNs sound kind of weird without actual Russian names. I just wanted to drop in and say that Putin’s name is:
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
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Jabezovna
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Mine would be Stepanovna. [name_f]My[/name_f] dad is [name_m]Stephen[/name_m] but I Russified it. When I took Russian in university, I was the only person in the class who had a dad with a name that easily transliterated for a patronymic. [name_f]My[/name_f] favorite weird one from my classmates was Mitchevich 
As a (non-native) Russian speaker I do feel like patronymics sound super weird when they’re done with non-Russian names.
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I speak a very small amount of Russian from classes in middle school. Some of the best were Garyovna, Emmettovich (making that student [name_u]Emmett[/name_u] Emmettovich), and Jasonovich.
Josevna. I actually think this sounds like a decent name somehow. Maybe I should go to sleep already
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Terryovna
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I’d be Julianovna, which is a bit of a mouthful… But my kids would be Maximilianovna/Maximilianovich. Try saying that in a hurry! 
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Pavelovna
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Stevenovna if I went by his spelling 
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Russified it’d be Nikolaevna, so that works well.
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Aaronova
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Randalovna
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Robevna or Robovna! Not too bad.
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Piotrovna
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Joshuaevna or Joshuaovna
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For my biological father (not the man who raised me), L3slieovna, but because it looks so amusing I’ll include my stepdad’s patronymic: Mannyovna. The y turning from -ie to a ye sound actually makes it relatively Russianified.
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