What are positively the WORST names you have ever heard? [name]Feel[/name] free to list the Toddlers & Tiaras names.
Sha’Dynasty…take out the apostrophe and you have Shadynasty, as in ShadyNasty.
We have a friend who named their child Anfonee as in [name]Anthony[/name] but they are foreign and didnt know how to spell it.
Worst names of people I know or have known:
[name]Porsche[/name] [name]Diamond[/name] [name]Destiny[/name] (girl)
[name]Precious[/name] (girl)
Tonsillitis (man) (He lived on my block when I was growing up)
Bookertee (man)
Tiajuana (girl)
[name]Queen[/name] and [name]Princess[/name] (sisters)
Names I’ve heard:
[name]Claiborne[/name] (little girl on Toddlers and Tiaras)
I know there are more - just can’t think of them at the moment.
Reminds me of that bit from Mean Girls: “I have a nephew named [name]Anfernee[/name], and I know how mad he gets when I call him [name]Anthony[/name]. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him [name]Anfernee[/name].”
Roller - I was ready to roll in laughter when I heard this one
Dystuny…it is just all around terrible 
[name]Rebel[/name]
I wonder if his parents will regret that one if he lives up to it in a few years?
Heard an interesting name from my brother today. He met a guy named [name]Mike[/name] Dildah.
Self explanatory and simply unfortunate.
( sorry if this is someones name; but really?)
Saw a birth announcement in the local newspaper for Kenzziiee. Knew a girl named [name]Holly[/name] Golightly (as in Breakfast at Tiffanys).
I saw a BA recently for a baby girl named [name]Mara[/name] [name]Maria[/name], and there’s nothing wrong with either name, but given that they’re both forms of the same name (in fact [name]Mara[/name] is the Hungarian form of [name]Maria[/name]!), well it made me cringe.
Clearly these parents didn’t consult a baby name book!
[name]Empress[/name] is one that comes to mind. Also, I knew a little girl named Ruqqayyah. Pronounced Rookiah.
I seriously once met a girl called Eggalina! Poor thing. They call her [name]Lina[/name] sometimes, but still, that’s horrible! I also knew a Cahtherhyn. I am okay with [name]Catheryn[/name], but really, you don’t need to get THAT krhi8yv with spellings!!
I used to know a girl who was named Afrikkah. Her parents were going for the youneek spelling. They named their other children Ahlive, yes, as in Olive, and Anhah, pronounced like Anna. I also knew a girl named Montevideo after the city in Uruguay…they called her Mona, and now she legally changed her name to Mona.
There are 3 kids at a middle school near me:
AllMighty God [name]Jones[/name]
AllPowerful God [name]Jones[/name]
AllKnowing God [name]Jones[/name]
Yep… AllMighty, AllPowerful, and AllKnowing are their first names, and God is their middle.
My dad knew a girl named Raisin [name]Rainbow[/name] when he was in school. Given it was the seventies, I guess it was slightly normal. But still ://
I had a cashier whose name was Celebrity.
I met someone once whose last name was [name]Caine[/name], and he told me his middle name was Co. As in, (first name) Co [name]Caine[/name]. At least it was his middle name and not his first… his sister’s name was [name]Candy[/name].
My mom knew a girl in high school named [name]Barbie[/name] Dahl. But her parents were foreign and she was not intentionally named after [name]Barbie[/name] [name]Doll[/name].
Moania Billius. MyAuntie Myuncle.
[name]Gertrude[/name] imo.
[name]Agnes[/name]
Laquantishamae N’cola, yes. I saw it in a birth announcement in a paper once years ago.
I know someone who chosen [name]Maceo[/name] [name]Matthew[/name]. The same name in different languages - and they even explained that the Maceo was Matthew in Spanish.