Use this die:
http://www.bgfl.org/bgfl/custom/resources_ftp/client_ftp/ks1/maths/dice/six.htm
[name_m]Roll[/name_m] the die for each child and pet.
Your Name:
If your hair color is blonde, your name starts with a vowel.
If your hair color is brunette, your name is a word in English.
If your hair color is black or a naturalistic red, your name is a word in any language that isn’t English.
If your hair color is anything else, your name ends in a vowel (that is not “Y”).
Spouses name:
If your favorite Pixar film is [name_m]Toy[/name_m] [name_u]Story[/name_u] (or any of it’s sequels), your spouses name is unisex.
If your favorite Pixar film is Up, Brave, or [name_m]Wall[/name_m]-E, your spouses name is nature related.
If your favorite Pixar film is Finding [name_m]Nemo[/name_m], a Bugs Life, or Ratatouille, your spouses name is three syllables.
If your favorite Pixar film is The Incredibles, Monsters Inc., or Cars (or any of their sequels), your spouses name is in the Nameberry top 1000.
If you don’t like any Pixar films your spouses name is NOT in the Nameberry top 1000.
Nameberry top 1000: Popular Names | Nameberry
Surname: Anything you choose.
Ages: Anything you choose.
Occupations:
Your occupation is the first step toward achieving your dream job.
Your spouse’s job title has the same initials as their name.
Year 1: You move into your first dwelling space as a couple. Where is it? What is it like?
If you love chocolate, you do not have a child.
If you hate chocolate, you have a baby girl.
If you have no strong feelings about chocolate in particular, you have a baby boy.
If you have never tried chocolate, you adopt a pet of your choosing.
[name_m]Roll[/name_m] the die for names:
- A name that starts and ends in a vowel
- A name that starts and ends in a consonant
- A name that starts and ends in the same letter
- A name of Irish origin
- A name of [name_m]French[/name_m] origin
- A name of Arabic origin
Year 2:
If you did not have a baby in your first year of marriage, you get promoted.
If you did have a baby in your first year of marriage, you may decide your career won’t suit your lifestyle in the long run. You may go back to school for four years or remain in your current profession. What would you go for?
If the time of that you are playing this CAF is 12:00 am- 6:00 am you do not have a child.
If the time of that you are playing this CAF is 6:00 am- 12:00 pm you have a baby boy.
If the time of that you are playing this CAF is 12:00 pm- 6:00 pm you have a baby girl.
If the time of that you are playing this CAF is 6:00 pm- 12:00 am you adopt a pet.
[name_m]Roll[/name_m] the die for names:
- A name from [name_m]Harry[/name_m] [name_m]Potter[/name_m]
- A name from [name_m]Lord[/name_m] of the Rings/ the Hobbit
- A name from [name_f]Star[/name_f] Wars
- A name from [name_f]Star[/name_f] Trek
- A name from The Hunger Games
- A name from Game of Thrones
Year 3: If you are currently in school, you get a part time job. You really enjoy it. What is it?
If you are a vegan, you have a twins: 2 boys.
If you are a vegetarian, you have a baby girl.
If you eat meat, you have no children.
If your diet consists exclusively of meat and nothing else, you have quints, 3 boys, 2 girls.
[name_m]Roll[/name_m] the die for names:
- The ugliest name you can think of (unless you’ve already used it, in which case use the runner-up)
- The best name you can think of (unless you’ve already used it, in which case use the runner-up)
- A tribute to your mother
- A tribute to your father
- A tribute to your grandmother (on either side)
- A tribute to your grandfather (on either side)
Year 4: You have no children but there is a big life event
[name_m]Roll[/name_m] the die for a Life Event:
- Some one from the game so far dies. You can choose who and how. If you choose your husband or wife you may remarry immediately, take a chance on remarrying later in the game, or go it solo from here.
- You move. You can choose to where.
- You get divorced. You may choose to remarry immediately (if so, to who). You may also take a chance at remarrying later in the game, or you may go it solo.
- You’re promoted.
- You’re demoted.
- If you have a pet, they have babies, [name_m]How[/name_m] many? [name_f]Do[/name_f] you keep any (or all)? If so, what do you name them? If you don’t have a pet, you get a pet.
Year 5:
If you have not yet had children DOUBLE your result for this round.
If you have had children, you stay in the same city but move houses. What is the new place like? Is it bigger or smaller? Nicer or worse?
If you are currently burning a candle or incense and you like the smell, you have a baby girl.
If you are currently burning a candle or incense and you hate the smell, you have twins, a boy and a girl.
If you own a candle(s) or incense, but are not currently burning anything, you have twins, two girls.
If you don’t own any candles or incense, you have a baby boy.
If you are currently burning anything other than a candle or incense, you have twins, two boys.
[name_m]Roll[/name_m] the die for names:
- A name from the greek gods
- A name of royalty (past or present)
- A name from American politics (past or present)
- A name from any historical figure who fought for social equality (past or present)
- A name of a cruel dictator or fearsome conqueror (past or present)
- A name of a famous cartoon or comic book character.
Year 6:
If you were in school, you graduate and get a full time job. You are making good money and you love it. What is your job?
If you were not in school, you get a bad bout of food poisoning in [name_u]January[/name_u]. What did you eat? But you also consume the best cake you’ve ever had this year. What flavor is it?
If you have children [name_m]IRL[/name_m], you have no children.
If you have no children [name_m]IRL[/name_m], you have a baby boy.
If you have no children [name_m]IRL[/name_m] but you treat your pet like a child, you have a baby girl.
[name_m]Roll[/name_m] the die for Names
- A four syllable fn, any mn
- A one syllable fn, any mn
- A combination of two names (like, “Renesme”)with any mn
- A fn that means “Brave”, any mn
- Both first and middle names come from pets or stuffed animals you have owned or currently own
- A fn from a place you have lived (street, city, country, apartment complex, neighborhood, etc.), any mn
Year 7:
If you are currently married, you move. Where do you go?
If you are currently unmarried, you have the chance to get remarried. A very lovely person, who you’ve been dating for a bit now, proposes, but he/she has one big flaw.
- They are in serious debt
- They smoke like a chimney
- They have bad breath
- They are deathly allergic to your pets
- They have horrible taste in movies
- They peeked in high school
[name_f]Do[/name_f] you still marry them?
Year 8: Finally, a mostly uneventful year!
If you are wearing a hat, you get a cat. Describe its personality.
If you are wearing glasses, you get a dog. Describe it.
If you are wearing a floral print, you have a baby boy.
If you are wearing plaid, you have a baby girl.
If you are wearing more than one of these items but not all of them, you can choose to have any or none of these things.
If you are wearing all of these items, then you must do each corresponding action.
If you are wearing none of these things, you do nothing this year.
[name_m]Roll[/name_m] the die for names:
- GP names
- The name that is most cohesive with the names you’ve used so far
- Product/[name_m]Brand[/name_m] names
- Place names
- An occupational name
- A name that is also a surname
Year 9: A pet dies! Which one and how? [name_m]How[/name_m] to the kids react?
If you have more girl children than boy children, you have a baby boy and if you have more boy children than girl children, you have a baby girl.
If you have all of one gender, you have twins of the opposite gender.
If you have exactly 50/50, you have no children.
[name_m]Roll[/name_m] the die for names:
- Two middle names but all names of your choice
- Names you think your parents would like
- Names you think your parents would hate
- No mn but fn is anything you choose
- Animal name
- A name whose initials spell something negative (B.O., B.M., A.S.S., etc.)
Year 10: If you have a spouse, they finally get promoted! But something tragic and horrible happens in your life too.
[name_m]Roll[/name_m] the die for a Life Event:
- One of your parents dies
- A natural disaster wrecks your house and you loose all our worldly possessions
- You are diagnosed with a chronic disease
- Your youngest child breaks their leg
- You get fired
- You discover that your spouse has a problem with drugs or alcohol. Unless you don’t have a spouse, in which case you dodged a bullet. Literally. You almost got shot in a robbery.
BUT
You also adopt a child. It is your last one. You can name him/her whatever you want.
[name_m]Skip[/name_m] ahead one decade. Your youngest child is 10. Your oldest child is 15-20. [name_m]How[/name_m] is your life going so far? What has happened in these ten years?
[name_m]Skip[/name_m] ahead another decade. Your youngest child is 20. [name_m]How[/name_m] are your children doing? [name_f]Do[/name_f] you have grandchildren? What are their names?