Tritonias: You’re being so petty, honestly. How petty can you be?
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Pierce[/name_m]: I once got a degree in psychology and published an article to prove myself correct in one day
[name_f][/name_f]Tritonias: … Im done
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I could do this forever.
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[name_m]Hannibal[/name_m]: Good responses to being stabbed with a knife?
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Troye[/name_m]: [name_m]Rude[/name_m].
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Kierian[/name_m]: That’s fair.
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Godric[/name_m]: [name_m]Not[/name_m] again.
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Samael[/name_m]: Are you going to want this back?
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*Aurelian and [name_m]Kierian[/name_m] sitting together in a jail cell*
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Aurelian[/name_m]: [name_f]So[/name_f] … who should we call?
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Kierian[/name_m]: I’d call [name_m]Alistair[/name_m], but I feel safer in jail.
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[name_m]Godric[/name_m]: We’re reverse necromancers.
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Hannibal[/name_m]: Isn’t that just killing?
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Godric[/name_m]: [name_m]Ah[/name_m], technicality.
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[name_f]Medusa[/name_f]: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Aurelian[/name_m]: Take them.
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Caius[/name_m]: Punch them in the neck.
[name_f][/name_f][name_f]Elvira[/name_f]: [name_m]Say[/name_m] thank you.
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Nero[/name_m]: Offer more drugs to assert dominance.
[name_f][/name_f][name_f]Medusa[/name_f]: … [name_m]No[/name_m].
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[name_m]Troye[/name_m]: When I get murdered can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Hannibal[/name_m]: What?!
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Troye[/name_m]: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Hannibal[/name_m]: [name_m]Can[/name_m] we go back to the part where you said ‘when I get murdered’?
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[name_f]Medusa[/name_f]: There are seven kids, and ten chairs. What do you do?
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Typhon[/name_m]: Have everyone stand.
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Hannibal[/name_m]: Bring three more chairs.
[name_f][/name_f][name_f]Veruca[/name_f]: [name_m]The[/name_m] best seven of the lot can sit down.
[name_f][/name_f][name_m]Alistair[/name_m]: Kill three.
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Liriel: falls down the stairs
Lucinda Morningstar: Are you okay?
Astoria: Stop falling down the stairs!
Castiel Morningstar: How’d the ground taste?
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Ashlyn Connelly: Screw lactose intolerance! I will consume as much dairy as I want!
Ashlyn Connelly 2 hours later, crying on the floor: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!
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Laura Myers, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Laura Myers, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Laura Myers: Somebody moved my M&M’s, and now I am going to start killing.
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Della Thurstan: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Bryan Mori: But did I make you cry?
Della Thurstan: cries on the spot
Bryan Mori: …Shit.