Most of mine are more events then anything:
When I was little, I had a bit of an imagination, one time my mum found me in the kitchen pouring a carton of milk into my baby doll’s mouth and proclaiming “[name_f]Dolly[/name_f] hungry! [name_f]Dolly[/name_f] hungry!”
I would take a piggy bank everywhere with me so, when my mum took me shopping, all the old ladies would drop their loose chain in it when they walked by.
My cousin and I were really close growing up (still are) and we have all these home videos of us trying to out-laugh each other. It starts with one of us laughing until we’re both laughing our heads of as loudly as we can.
I also had this thing about carrying a particular jumper on a coat hanger all the time and refused to eat breakfast without a hat on.
My brother was always really naughty growing up and I mean he’d do it right in front of you… he had no shame!
He convinced some lady at a restaurant as a three year-old that he had a brother that died. Unbeknownst to us as we watched her lay a hand on his shoulder while he was playing in the activity area.
He also convinced his kindergarten teacher that my parents were getting divorced, my mum was become our maid, and my dad’s new wife [name_f]Roxanne[/name_f] (after the Police song) was moving in. Needless to say both my parents and the teacher were horrified. He also said, in an attempt to avoid being responsible for his action that he had ADHD, when the teacher told him didn’t, he said “Yeah, well I’ve caught it now.”
While staying for the day at my grandparents, my nanna said she had to start cleaning up, so my brother grabbed a hose and brought it into her house.
He also told his primary school teacher that my parents were getting divorced so he wouldn’t have to do any work and could just spend his time at the counselor’s.
Another funny, more recent one was my little cousin was swimming around in his family pool, and with such a big imagination he turned to his dad (who is a tad overweight) and said “Hey, look dad, a whale!”