Mickhaeyla!?

So, I happened to be creeping the polls section of another baby name site that I have an account on, and I came across a poll about my sister’s name - [name_f]Mikayla[/name_f]. Except, [name_f]Mikayla[/name_f] was spelled in the most awful way I have ever seen in my life:
M-I-C-K-H-A-E-Y-L-A.

MICKHAEYLA?! REALLY!?

To make matters worse, the alternative spelling:

M-C-K-H-A-E-Y-L-A

I actually had to bite my tongue (so to speak) and stop myself from going off on a tangent about how horrible and actually cruel that spelling is. [name_f]Imagine[/name_f] trying to explain to people that ‘no, it’s not [name_f]Michaela[/name_f]’ and ‘no, it’s not [name_f]Makayla[/name_f]’ etc. My younger sister is a nearly 15 year old [name_f]Mikayla[/name_f] (which is a relatively normal spelling of the name, it used to be in the US top 100), and she constantly has to correct the spelling from [name_f]Michaela[/name_f]/[name_f]Makayla[/name_f]/[name_f]McKayla[/name_f].

Am I just being cruel or, does anyone else have an urge to thrust a baby name book listing of variants of [name_f]Michaela[/name_f] into this person’s face? (I felt the same way when I saw Saryniti and Alycesaundra on Toddlers and Tiaras)

Children having children like to believe they’re being yewneek.

the scary part is, she apparently was married and had two year old named [name_f]Madalyn[/name_f]…

That is bad. It is kind of like emotional abuse to name your child something so horrific to spell. It’s a burden they will carry the rest of his or her life, correcting, explaining, writing. I like the name makayla however it is spelled as long as it is not too out there. As far as this name goes, I feel like the following are fine:
[name_f]Mikayla[/name_f] or [name_f]Makayla[/name_f]
[name_f]Michaela[/name_f] or [name_f]Mckayla[/name_f]
[name_f]Mckayla[/name_f], [name_f]Mackayla[/name_f], but adding extra vowels and an H is sort of absurd.

That is just awful. I’m not as opposed to alternative/unique spellings as most Berries, but for me it at least has to be phonetically accurate. I’d say Mickhaeyla as mick-hay-lah rather than muh-kay-lah. Why are all those extra letters necessary? Yes, it’s unique, but unique isn’t always a good thing!

This is why we need to teach phonics in school again.

I think spellings like that are just plain cruel.

Oh dear, what is wrong with [name_f]Michaela[/name_f]?

That’s bad. I would totally have said something!

Believe me, I wanted to, but the poll had over 15 comments telling her she was insane, so I thought I’d stay out, because I knew I wouldn’t be as kind as the previous comments on her poll

I mean, the least she could have done is went ahead and added a silent -h and -e to the end. Geeze. Go big or go home!

But seriously. I would have just commented on there, “no.”

There are a few ‘alternative’ [name_f]Michaela[/name_f] spellings that I like, because [name_f]Michaela[/name_f] just seems too masculine to me. I like
[name_f]Mikayla[/name_f]
[name_f]Makayla[/name_f]
[name_f]Mikala[/name_f]
and
[name_f]McKayla[/name_f]
(I’m partial to [name_f]Makala[/name_f] but only because I know the cutest little girl with the name. It seems absolutely butchered)
But… [name_f]Makala[/name_f] is NOTHING
NOTHING
Compared to Mickhaeyla.
I don’t even know how you would… What? [name_m]Just[/name_m] why?!

I just looked again and she explained her reasoning, this is wow

[name_m]Mick[/name_m] after her grandfather.
Ha after her maiden name ([name_m]Halston[/name_m])
[name_f]Eyla[/name_f] after her sister in law.

[name_m]Mick[/name_m] + Ha + [name_f]Eyla[/name_f] = Mickhaeyla

I don’t even think that justifies it.

Hahahaha Mickhaeylaeh? That would make it even more confusing! I swear, the first time I saw it, I thought I was looking at a bowl of Alphagetti. The names some people come up with now, it’s almost frightening.

Agree x1000000. Seriously.

In high school I had a friend named [name_f]Mikayla[/name_f]. In elementary I knew a girl named [name_f]Michaela[/name_f]. Not a name I particularly like… Mostly because there are SO many possible “accepted” spellings… Let alone 1000 more yewneek ones.

[name_m]Just[/name_m] yucky on that one though.

No, it doesn’t. She’s really grasping at straws there. What was wrong with [name_f]Michaela[/name_f] [name_m]Halston[/name_m]?

Exactly

or [name_f]Mikayla[/name_f] [name_m]Halston[/name_m] (biased because my sister’s [name_f]Mikayla[/name_f])
or [name_f]Makayla[/name_f] [name_m]Halston[/name_m]
or [name_f]Michaella[/name_f] [name_m]Halston[/name_m]

etc, etc. I’m still curious how her eldest got to be [name_f]Madalyn[/name_f], but this one ends up as Mickhaeyla.

You aren’t being horrible, poor kid.

It doesn’t justify it. She could have honored all that with [name_f]Michaela[/name_f].

Mic (mick - k) + Ha ([name_m]Halston[/name_m]) + [name_f]Ela[/name_f] ([name_f]Eyla[/name_f] - y, I’m also sure aela would be pronounced the same as eyla so there’s also that) = [name_f]Michaela[/name_f]

All her honoring done without a butchered spelling.

My eyeballs itch.