I’d probably choose [name]Vernice[/name] over [name]Joe[/name], any day. [name]Joe[/name]? [name]Just[/name] [name]Joe[/name]? No way.
My great-great-great grandmother named her children:
[name]Albert[/name]
[name]Edie[/name] (I’m guessing that it’s [name]Edith[/name])
[name]Etta[/name] [name]Mae[/name]
[name]Bessie[/name] (I’m guessing it’s [name]Elizabeth[/name], that completes the ‘E’ theme)
[name]Etta[/name] [name]Mae[/name] hated her name, so she went by [name]Mae[/name]. She had:
[name]Alberta[/name] [name]Clara[/name]
[name]Conrad[/name]
[name]Dolores[/name]
[name]Rebecca[/name]
My great grandmother [name]Alberta[/name] hates [name]Clara[/name] and now doesn’t feel any resentment towards [name]Alberta[/name] but people call her [name]Bert[/name], [name]Bertie[/name] and [name]Al[/name]. Honestly, I think it’s really ugly. [name]Clara[/name] is pretty but it reminds her of a cow.
[name]Alberta[/name] [name]Clara[/name] had:
[name]Lawrence[/name] [name]John[/name], [name]Jr[/name].
[name]Lauretta[/name] [name]Denise[/name]
[name]Mark[/name]
[name]Richard[/name] [name]Andrew[/name]
[name]Lauretta[/name] and [name]Lawrence[/name]? Same name, right?
[name]Lauretta[/name] went on to have:
[name]Amy[/name] [name]Lynne[/name]
[name]Hiram[/name] [name]Porter[/name] III
[name]Bryan[/name] [name]Wayne[/name]
[name]Both[/name] [name]Hiram[/name] and [name]Porter[/name] are passed down but my grandmother did not want it. Apparently she was so knocked out by drugs, by the time she woke up, her husband had signed the certificate and dubbed his son [name]Hiram[/name]. Poor Uncle [name]Hiram[/name] HATES his name so much, he used to make up different names growing up. I remember him getting mail under different names like [name]Brody[/name] and [name]Sam[/name] and once when he was little and got lost in a store, the PA System called, “Would the parents of [name]Mark[/name] (last name)…” He wouldn’t even tell the announcer his real name!
My mom named us:
[name]Alexandra[/name] [name]Mae[/name]
[name]Antonio[/name] [name]Lorenzo[/name]
[name]Vincenzo[/name] [name]Alberto[/name]
I lucked out there, I think. Though [name]Tony[/name] works well…but [name]Tony[/name] and [name]Vinny[/name]? Good lord, it’s the new mob.