Name Rants

I FEEL THIS

I have a six-son sibset ready to go but absolutely zero girls’ names

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what are y’all talking about Jasper is red

No

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sips tea quietly okay but… [name_u]Jasper[/name_u] is golden/yellow :relieved:

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this !!! to me jasper is golden yellow or sunset orange because i associate it so closely with the steven universe gem lol

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@katkabet @ethelmary @Archer27 @ladyforgetful this requires a Quick [name_u]Poll[/name_u]

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You’re all mistake. Jasper is greenish-yellow and I will happily die on this hill.

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[name_u]Jasper[/name_u] is a different colour depending on the child it is used on.
On a blond child, [name_u]Jasper[/name_u] is green; on a dark-haired child, [name_u]Jasper[/name_u] is reddish-brown; on a red-haired kid, [name_u]Jasper[/name_u] is either green (lighter red-hair) or deep red (darker red hair).

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honestly this is a take i can get behind

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I can’t picture a [name_u]Jasper[/name_u] without dark hair?

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Jasper from Twilight is typing…

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I haven’t read [name_u]Twilight[/name_u] :woozy_face:

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I just remember this guy from the films, and people thirsting over him on my tiktok lol. [name_u]Jasper[/name_u] is a blonde name to me anyway.

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Also apparently like 6 of my favourite names are names in [name_u]Twilight[/name_u]. They’ve even got [name_u]Quill[/name_u] :sob:

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He does not look like a [name_u]Jasper[/name_u]— maybe a [name_m]Tobias[/name_m] “Toby”

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He really doesn’t. Jasper to me is this child https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/boy-lying-in-the-grass-picture-id518723586?s=612x612

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That kid looks more like a [name_u]Georgie[/name_u] :rofl: I can only picture dark-haired Jaspers

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???
You guys are so wrong :stuck_out_tongue:
Jasper is rusty orangish-brownish red.
A child named Jasper has spiky-ish orangish brown hair.

Am I the only one who feels this way? :wink:

Lol wait why is this in the rants topic?
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I ranted about [name_u]Jasper[/name_u] the name’s colour not matching jasper the stone’s colour

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Today I’ve been thinking about [name_m]Jamal[/name_m] and [name_m]Jamari[/name_m] a lot, because they are just so warm and sparkly for some reason :sparkles: but when I mentioned this to some people in real life, I got comments about the names sounding “trashy” and I’m so tired of people describing legitimate, handsome names in that disparaging way :pensive:

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So I’m feeling a little ranty about a name situation and also my own cluelessness. [name_f]My[/name_f] distant cousin (as in, I haven’t seen since we went to school together nearly 10 years ago) has a daughter. Iylah. She is a toddler and this entire time I thought it was [name_f]Lylah[/name_f] but that they weren’t capitalizing the L in social media posts :upside_down_face:

Dang you cousin for spelling [name_f]Isla[/name_f] that way. Dang my brain for being so dense. And dang it, [name_f]Isla[/name_f] was our top girl name.

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