Nameberry memes (Part 1)

I could do my spanish homework… or I could go sit in my hammock and spiral about how boring my names are and how I should completely start over and delete all of my lists and make myself love new names or how I need to make my subconscious not hate my old names and beg [name_f]Beatrix[/name_f] not to listen to me and that she’s still beautiful no matter what I say and gag at how bland everything is.

I think we know which one I’m choosing.

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Of course, before I go deal with this crisis, I should point out how well my phone seems to know me:

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It was from babycenter so not official statistics and it had [name_u]Liam[/name_u] and [name_f]Sophia[/name_f] as the top two.

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Those lists annoy me so much. I’m interested to see how they compare to the national data but it’s not the SSA so don’t go telling these normal people who don’t know any better that this is the real data lol.

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When you’re playing “safe or brave middle” and you have no idea which middle name is supposed to be the safe one, and which one’s supposed to be the brave one :thinking:

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Five minutes for me lol

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Oh sweet children, your time will come when you too discover this magic trick of vanishing and then randomly reappearing when no one was expecting it, most of all: you didn’t know you had done until you suddenly found yourself again knee-deep in someone’s long list of three middle name combos for their pet guinea pig (a girl but they like unisex names too) like your life depends on it.

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My brother’s first day at his new school

Mom: Yay! [name_m]Can[/name_m] I see your class photo?
Dad: Yay! [name_m]Can[/name_m] I see your class photo?
Grandma: Yay! [name_m]Can[/name_m] I see your class photo?

Me: Yay! [name_m]Can[/name_m] I see your class list?

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Me: Should I jump on the “rename me” bandwagon in the Lounge? I’ve got a really difficult exam to study for so I’ll revisit this next week.

Was actually a good student and stayed off Nb for a week

Lounge: You’re no longer welcomed here

:sob:

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I am curious though. [name_f]Do[/name_f] my posts still show up? Is there any indication that I’m no longer there?

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You should be able to see for yourself :wink:

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Thanks, [name_f]Katinka[/name_f]!!

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in class

Teacher: Who’s your hero?

Classmate: [name_m]Dwayne[/name_m] [name_m]Johnson[/name_m]!
Classmate: Beyoncé!
Classmate: [name_u]Michael[/name_u] [name_u]Jordan[/name_u]!

Me: @pam!

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I want to edit it but don’t know how /good time to ask haha/

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Do you give names to your character’s children that are not even born during the story?? Or am I just so strange?

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How cute! I definitely have a soft spot for [name_f]Anya[/name_f] and [name_f]Isabelle[/name_f]😍

Yunna and [name_m]Matvey[/name_m] are 14 and their future kids are (through it may change) [name_m]Arthur[/name_m] and [name_f]Irida[/name_f]

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Definitely. The character in IWWV ruined it for me, but it’s a pretty good name.

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I know, RIGHT? Obviously my kid would be doomed if he was named [name_f]Hortense[/name_f], but it’s like sooooo creative to change my own name!

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Oh yeah kid couldn’t change their name or tell you they don’t like it but you should have to go through that terrible harrowing struggle of being named [name_f]Hortense[/name_f]! And OF COURSE there are ABSOLUTELY NO NICKNAMES you could go by, not even [name_f]Tess[/name_f], [name_f]Hetty[/name_f], [name_m]Tenny[/name_m], or [name_f]Essie[/name_f].

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